54. salacious history

[ifbymyhands]

I spent at least fifteen minutes trying to think of what new game to post. Maybe Hot or Not or one of those anonymous memes or something. But then I figured, you know what, I should probably post something else for once.

So, tell me about your love lives!

No, wait, that's not dramatic enough.

LOVE-LOVE GOSSIP CORNER WITH KANO-RIN

That's better.

Your past loves, your current loves, your hopeless crushes, the rumours you can never seem to quiet, and those really, really embarrassing viruses! Love is the heart of this community, you know! Probably. Maybe. Okay, I just made that up right now and I doubt any of you believed it. But it would be fun, right?

Tell Kano-rin everything.

Comments

[tricksandmischief]

What if there never has been any love?

[ifbymyhands]

You mean like you have really bad luck?

[tricksandmischief]

Perhaps.

Or perhaps there is no such thing.

[ifbymyhands]

I think it's real, just some people have better chances than others at it.

[tricksandmischief]

Some of us are seen.

[ifbymyhands]

What do you mean by that?

[tricksandmischief]

You must be noticed to be loved.

[ifbymyhands]

Yeah, that's true. Some people just aren't noticed the right way, either.

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Have I mentioned the fact that I might or might not have a kid?

[ifbymyhands]

You'd think that would be something you knew.

[boostup4beetbuster]

The mom never told me if was mine or not.

[ifbymyhands]

Sounds like you have a story there.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, but how many people are going to be interested in buying it?

[ifbymyhands]

TV dramas are popular.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, but I dunno if I could get much in the way of ratings off us. There's a surprising lack of sexual tension, no matter how much I hit on everyone.

[ifbymyhands]

Well, has anyone you know ever died, except not really?

[material_guy]

Come to think of it, I ain't got a team to even root for here lately. Who's still got someone they're hot for around here?

'sides everyone knowin' Cashy's hot and wantin' a piece.

[ifbymyhands]

That just means we need more people, though.

[embersandashes]

Why in the world do you think we'd want to do that?

[She is so glad almost everyone who remembers her tumultuous teenage years is gone now.]

[ifbymyhands]

It's just the kind of activity you'd normally see in this place, right?

[embersandashes]

Some of us are a bit more private.

[... And she is so glad that almost everyone who could rightly call her out for hypocrisy for saying that is gone now.]

[ifbymyhands]

You don't seem like someone who really cares about love problems, but people are usually excited about that kind of thing. Besides, the community sure likes romance stories, right? Look at the viruses we get.

[embersandashes]

Do you think me incapable of love?

[ifbymyhands]

I didn't say that, I said you probably thought it was boring to hear about who likes whom and who had a weird ex who ate all their food.

[embersandashes]

You're right, I would.

I do find romance to largely be a waste of time.