[Visual]

[after100000years]

[Tap tap tap.

Tap tap.

Have a very dirty looking man looking into the screen. he's trying to figure out how A. he was able to move, and B. was able to survive that fall.

He blinked.

And then he tapped a link.

And then, Koda began to laugh. What did he find?

]

Tiny... saber-toothed tiger!

[The video would skip several months later as he tapped the links again.]

What... is... anime? Big eyes... big... googly... anime eyes? What is Japan? Wa-ta-shi...

[Oh hey, Koda is learning! You can catch him on either day in his iceberg prison.]

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

Uh, that's a cat.

[after100000years]

[Koda jumped, as best as he could within his icy prison. The ice talked back?

Wait...]

Rrrh? C... cat?

[icantbelievethis]

Whoa, don't freak out! You're on magical internet, and I bet you don't know what that is either, but don't hurt yourself!

[after100000years]

I...nnn...? What... that?

[Koda was short on words but he was very confused.]

[icantbelievethis]

Okay, never mind. Are you hurt or something?

[after100000years]

Stuck... ice hard... not able... get free.

I... hungry. But... alive. Save brother, from saber-toothed tiger.

[icantbelievethis]

Whoa. So you're, like... ancient?

[after100000years]

What... ancient... mean?

[Bear with Koda, Nagisa, he just fell into the ravine and got frozen.]

[icantbelievethis]

From forever ago. With people living in caves and stuff.

[after100000years]

Cave is home? Cave is home. Live in cave.

[icantbelievethis]

Aaaaaaand that's a yes. Okay. Sure! Hi. I'm Nagisa.

[after100000years]

[What was that name?]

Na...nagisa?

I... Koda.

[icantbelievethis]

Yeah. Misumi Nagisa. Hi, Koda-san... uh, are you gonna be there for a while?

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Jin has watched this whole thing with a smirk.

Ducks, we officially have a PROBLEM.]

I think we're gonna be friends here.

[after100000years]

[Koda tilted his head in his icy prison.]

We friends? Yes, we have friends!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Now, to get you out of there. Hold tight--I'm getting a blowtorch and a bottle of hairspray.

[after100000years]

What is blowtorch?

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Don't ask. There is a shimmer of gold, and a man in a pair of safety goggles that he honestly doesn't need worldhops in, holding said blowtorch and hairspray, grinning.]

I'll have you out of there in no time!

[He gives Koda a thumbs up. Clearly, nobody got to him before he decided on this terrible idea.]

[after100000years]

This not look safe!

[But hey, that's the fire talking.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Too late. Jin starts with the hairspray, and it ignites. There is a hole burning into the iceberg.

It is too late for anything now.]

[after100000years]

[There is a lot of startled caveman yelling.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

[And there is a none-too-comforting smile on this mad genius's face.]

[after100000years]

[Oh god this is ridiculous!]

[boostup4beetbuster]

[I know, isn't it great?]

All right, that should take care of one side.

[after100000years]

Fire... very warm... loincloth soaked now.