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So... I'm on a Ferris wheel.

What's the strangest thing you've seen your face on?

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It's not even my face, and yet these are kind of weird.

...what do those even do?

I am not entirely certain.

At all. I think they're like plushies in a box?

Except... rubber? I'm not sure.

Rubber plushies. Yeah I am completely confused by merch right now.

We also used to have a makeup set for kids, like that dollar-store toy makeup that barely worked, but only our leader's face was on that. Somebody here called it protagonist power.

That explains a lot. The protagonist power thing at least and merchandising.

It does? I'm not sure about that.

Well it explains why the purple girl pony is on everything.

Oh, the one who looks like you! I think I remember her being here, actually, but it was a long time ago and we didn't really talk.

That's a shame. I've never met another pony who looked like me before.

Don't they say everyone has a lookalike out there somewhere? When I met Karen-san, she thought I was her friend, Akimoto-san, virused to think she was someone else.

... that's a good point. There's probably someone who looks like another, or at least sharply reminds them of another.

And technically, it's extremely likely that there are a lot of different versions of the same person out there to begin with.

Hmm. Well, at least being here makes room for a unified multiverse theory I've been wondering about.

Ah, really? You've been working on something like that?

Well it's a older subject, rarely broached in my world but I just can't help but realize it's right here, in person.

That's how a lot of people feel. It's really amazing, I mean, when it isn't painful.

Painful?

Hmm... can't say I can agree, but right now there's nothing to worry about. Except maybe Applejack overworking himself last night.

That's good. Just... sometimes things happen.

I'll keep it in mind. This IS the internet.

Magical internet.

Still a valid internet.

That's not what I meant! I know it's still internet, just... other things happen, too.

I take it, it's not a good thing then. I mean, if you're worried about it and all...

Sometimes it is. With things called viruses here, you can have the happiest days of your life, but also the worst. It sounds oversaid, but it's really true. At least that's happened to me.

Sounds complicated, at least on the outset.

I'll tell you the weirdest thing I haven't seen my face on--a damn Figuarts! Seriously, nothing with J or me.

I'm sorry! That must be awful if you've been waiting so long.

[Oh, don't mind him. He's been sulking for the past couple of years.]

Just because Kyoryuger had better toy sales...

You really like things being made of you, then?

More like I like the expensive, high quality stuff. And then seeing that you are one of the only people left out of the team in that collectible stuff...it hurts a little.