http://piaggio.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] piaggio.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-09-08 06:55 pm

RAP! RAISING AWARENESS!!

DENIZENS OF [livejournal.com profile] dramadramaduck, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT YET PAID HOMAGE TO THE ROBOT SPACE-OVERLORDS.

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE. IT IS, INDEED, SRS BZNS.

So I've compiled a list of ways to avoid/survive the Robopocalypse. I like to call it 'RAP'; y'know, ROBOT AWARENESS PROGRAM.

Just kidding, you're fucked.

That's all~! ♥

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no. He's the Robot Spaceoverlord.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Your enthusiasm is unusual, but refreshing.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Lord Megatron's forces have no need to resort to such coarse techniques. Well, maybe the smashing, but none of those...other things.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

I was going to grant you a painless death, but now I'm reconsidering.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
You chose to make that insinuation, organic.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
And you're just stupid, but that's to be expected from an organic.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Decepticons can feel. It would be difficult to operate effectively without tactile sensation.

[identity profile] death-chopper.livejournal.com 2007-09-09 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Organic circulatory pumps? Of course we don't.