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[maraich]

First off, there is nothing wrong with my son. He is a sweet, normal baby boy and anyone who says different is a jackass.

Second, I want to take Demyx to the London Zoo. Did anyone else want to come along? Dumbasses are strictly excluded, except for Silver. He can come too and poke foreign animals if he wants but you can't put them in Pokeball things.

Karakael, I thought maybe you'd want to bring some of your kids.
Wolfram, didn't you have a little girl?
Kuro, you want to go?
And Komui, how about your little sister? She might like the zoo.
I don't know who else might want to go. The fresh air might be good for you, Ritsu.

(This prolly won't happen for awhile, because BB murders ending, fear virus, Halloween party, and stuff. But I was tired of waaaaiting.)

Comments

[new-avatar.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a zoo! If it's all right, I'd love to come along! It would be awesome to see the animals from another world.

People are saying there's something wrong with your son..? :/

[maraich]

Well, you're not a dumbass, so you're welcome to come!

Only jackasses are.

[trouser-chimp.livejournal.com]

Ah...you are so kind and generous to think of inviting this worthless oaf to your fun event. But, ah, I don't think I should......I can't...go near monkeys.

[maraich]

Why not? It'll be fun.

[x-trousersnake.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, good to see you getting out and about in the world, Ritsu-kun! The fresh air will do you good. ♥

[dragon-scholar.livejournal.com]

I'd like to come! It's been a long time since I've been to a zoo, and I can practice with my camera!

[maraich]

You are also not a dumbass, and therefor qualify!

[justacatboy.livejournal.com]

A zoo? Really? Is that like where all the funny animals are kept? Don't they attack each other or something?

[maraich]

That's right. But they don't fight each other.

They have all kinds of animals, and fish. And they even have a bird house.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I wanna go to the zoo!

[maraich]

Sure thing. If we have a lot of people we'll probably split up into different groups. I'm sure people want to look at different things.

[greenxlightning.livejournal.com]

Whose London is this? Because it sounds like it could be fun.

[maraich]

The London on my world.

[maraich]

You don't have zoos there?

It's a place where they keep exotic animals. Sometimes they're endangered and they keep some of them safe. And people go to see the different animals.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You're going to put your freak of a child on display? I do hope it's for a profit.

[maraich]

Fuck off, jackass! You're not allowed to come! My son is going just like everyone else.

[youknowthadrill.livejournal.com]

Don't you say that about my family.

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

A 'zoo'? Sounds intersting.

...and Tash and Kivish do love animals. I'm sure they would enjoy seeing another universes creatures.

[maraich]

I figured with all those kids you might be interested in coming.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Well, he may well be smarter than most.

[maraich]

Of course he is! He takes after his mama, after all.

[earnyourkarma.livejournal.com]

People truly have little understanding of the miracles of science. Disgusting.

I'm sorry that you had to defend your son against those cretins who mocked him.

[maraich]

They're just dumbasses. I'm not going to let them near Matthias.

[youknowthadrill.livejournal.com]

Who was giving you a hard time?

[maraich]

That Rufus jackass. He thinks it's fun to pick on four month olds.