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[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

This stupid thing again... I don't know why I bother.

Dante, you cheap bastard, will you just hurry up and pay me what you owe me, already? It's not like I enjoy harassing you all the time, it gets fucking old.

Oh, and the rest of you? Don't bother. Unless you have some demon issue that you want me to take care of and you'll pay me for, unlike someone, just don't bother. I've got better things to do than humor you idiots.

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[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

That is the idea. [SHE'LL WIN. JUST WAIT AND SEE.]

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Maybe your friends and mine should get together, see if we can't have ourselves a more regular kinda fun. *Oh, he's waiting, all right.*

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

...No. [DAMMIT. I LOST.]

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

No? C'mon, I bet I could call up some girls I know, donate 'em to the cause. *HA*

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

No, really. Let's not and say we didn't. [SHE CAN STILL MAKE A COME BACK]

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know you're just playin'. C'mon, now, how many guys on your speed dial do you think would be willing? I bet I can match it. *O RLY*

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

...No way in hell, you could. No woman in their right mind would go near you. [YA RLY.]

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You kidding? I've gotta beat them off, most of the time.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Bitch, please. They can't even get within range for you to beat them off because your goddamn head's too big.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's my head they're looking for, babe.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

It does, on the other hand, prove to be a big obstacle on the way to their actual goal.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

I'd think that with all your experience you'd know a trick or two to get around a thing like that.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Dante, I swear to God, I'll--

...If you're going to call me a whore, then just come out and say it, asshole, then I'll have valid reason to shoot you.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

A whore? C'mon, Lady, you should know I wouldn't look down on a girl for a thing like that.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Just because you think it's okay... I don't, alright!?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say a thing. That'd be you, remember?

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

I said there were boys who wanted me. You're the one who took it like that. I can't believe you actually fucking think I'm like that!

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Aw, calm down, Lady, I was just kidding.

I know you love that gun way, way too much to ever think of cheating.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

...Whatever.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

... Don't be like that.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me what to do.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

I was joking.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

You were being an asshole. I hope you feel real big and bad, if this is what you do in your spare time.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Shit, Lady, I'm sorry, geez.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

When you say it like that, I'm so inclined to forgive you.