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This stupid thing again... I don't know why I bother.

Dante, you cheap bastard, will you just hurry up and pay me what you owe me, already? It's not like I enjoy harassing you all the time, it gets fucking old.

Oh, and the rest of you? Don't bother. Unless you have some demon issue that you want me to take care of and you'll pay me for, unlike someone, just don't bother. I've got better things to do than humor you idiots.

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Meh, I'm kind of busy today. I'm looking after the kids as well as trying to think up ways to piss you off. It's kind of tiring.

Maybe you should focus on one and not the other. Just a hint.

Well, they're both sleeping, but Shiva keeps waking up and wanting to play with my hair until she falls back to sleep again... hey, why the hell am I telling you this?!?!?!?

Because you've got a burning desire to see me laugh at you.

No, I've got a burning desire to see Ixion grow old enough to kick your ass.

Man, am I gonna have to worry about your kids showing up to avenge you a decade or two down the line?

Like they'd need to wait that long! They could kick your ass right now!

They must beat the crap outta you pretty damn regularly, then.

I don't think so!

Well, princess, we all know I can beat you senseless any day of the week.

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Got something to say?

How about FUCK OFF?

That all you got?

Not really, I just couldn't be bothered just then. I was too busy jerking off with my other hand.

Getting your ass kicked turns you on? No wonder you're so eager to fight.

No chance! I was looking at porn of your mom.

Dude? Try harder.

I did! It's pretty hard to find, you know!

... by which I meant you're doing a piss-poor job of making me angry. Maybe you should try something I haven't heard fifteen times.

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