[TRANSLATED: ENGLISH]I should be using this place to my fullest ability, since it’s the one place I can access that the MNU can’t. It seems as though there’s been one of those “viruses” for the last few days, going by the alternating posts.
What I’m here for today is to ask about children’s toys. My son has outgrown most of the toys I found him in the compost heaps around the District and I feel like I should get him something to make up for the long wait. I don’t have much money, however, and many of the toys sold to humans would be considered weapons in District-9 so I can’t buy those. Toys also tend to be geared towards human children, and so my son may not be able to use them due to the differences between our hands and human hands.
Are there any toys that fit the criteria? Cheap, hard to consider weapons and able to be used by a child that isn’t human. I’d appreciate any suggestions.
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