Who guards the guardians?

Just a question, poised to this community in light of a most peculiar fog.

Pity, this doesn't match the University's recent standards in the slightest. It should make their appointment tomorrow very interesting. Questions will be asked, but perhaps the proper pudding should prove more distracting than paperwork. At any rate, this clearly requires further study.

If anyone has any relevant information, do step forward. Additionally, a suitable name for this invention would be greatly appreciated. I suspect DramaDramaDuck isn't descriptive enough for the whole of the thing. Unless writing ducks are commonplace where you find yourselves, and I highly doubt that. They certainly aren't any here.

Nevertheless. As they say, information is currency. Unfortunately, I am rather shortchanged at the moment. But, with due speed and assistance, not for long.

Quite Sincerely,
Havelock Vetinari (Patrician)