Damn, the KB servers are down... what am I going to do with my time now?

[There's a bored-looking teen on the screen, apparently glaring down at some kind of tablet.]

I guess I could go help Aki with the robot. Or at least go watch her work and make sure she doesn't do something stupid again... huh. This wasn't here before. A duck?

[There's some fiddling with the tablet and the teen's eyes widen; seems like the comm found its way onto his device.]

What... what the hell is this? Who are all these people? And why can't I close this? Maybe if I restart my pad, it'll go away...

[About four seconds later, the feed goes dark.]