18 March 2011 @ 04:42 pm
 
This is rather inconvenient. I don't have all the time in the world to be stuck on some odd social networking site.

Would anyone be kind enough to assist me? Really, I have better things to be doing and I wouldn't wish to be late for any of them.
 
 
18 December 2009 @ 11:40 am
Attention all those learning German  
As you might have noticed, I have been busy recently marking your dismal attempts at writing papers, and quite frankly, I'm disappointed in each and every one of you.

I taught you better than this. I had expected you all to rise to the challenge of showing everything you had learned to do with grammar and simple etiquette, but instead you prove that not only are you all completely disorganized, you are not ready for your final exams at all.

I have half a mind to fail you all before we even start with the examination; I don't think it would make much difference in any case.

If you can prove to me that you have learned what you were supposed to learn throughout this entire year, I'll think twice on the matter.

But as far as I can tell, you would all be better studying something that doesn't require more than two brain cells. I suggest gym.

That is all.
 
 
15 December 2009 @ 12:42 pm
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In relation to the holidays, I trust you're all looking forward to the festivities?

Perhaps even those who wouldn't normally celebrate this time of year might enjoy joining in; after all, 'tis the season to be jolly', hm?

Have you all done your Christmas shopping? I'm afraid I'm somewhat behind, though I'm sure I'll be able to work something out.
 
 
02 December 2009 @ 04:05 am
hey mister curiosity || 01  
My my. This is certainly an interesting development. My Google search for 'nail polish' brought me here-- and what a strange place indeed.

Tell me, are you all caring for dramatic ducks? Is this where you swap stories? How intriguing.