[ The video you're watching now, if you so chose to, isn't what anyone would call good quality. It's pretty damn shaky, and it's nowhere near close to high def. But that's not the point. The point is, what you're watching, is obviously a natural disaster. A hail storm of massive proportions is going on, and boy, does it look fun. Wouldn't want to miss out on that, would you?

Except for all that screaming going on in the background. That hail falling from the sky? Yeah, those hail stones are big enough to crush cars, park benches, and quite possibly peoples skulls.

Which is why there's screaming in the background. That might go to an exaggerated pitch right after a particularly large lightning strike. Lives are at stalk here, folks, and it's a good thing that... Nathan stole Simon's cell phone produced video of the event to share it with you all. After the fact, of course. ]

So what do you lot think, should I sue for damages?



{ ooc; so if you would like an idea as to what the hail storm was like, try this. though it's not... exactly the video that Nathan's posting, it'll have to do. 8D }

[ AND SUDDENLY... there’s an obnoxious close up of Nathan’s face, squinting at the computer screen, before he leans back and gets comfortable. when he actually starts to talk, he’s very obviously irish. he doesn’t exactly sound irritated.. well, he barely sounds irritated at all, actually. more just, amused. ] So what’s this thing, then? A forum for sexual deviants and miscreants to get off on whatever they’d like to? Panty sniffers anonymous?

No?
Yes?

That’s what the internet’s for anyways, isn’t it? People who haven’t got anything better to do but sit on their asses for hours and click around until their eyes roll back in their head?

I’ll have you know that i’ve got far better things to do than that, though. A fine gentleman like me? My to-do list’s full to the brim of girls looking to get what they know i’ve got to offer, and not a single one of them hasn’t been satisfied. They’ve always given me a standing ovation, if y'catch my drift. And if you don’t, they’ve always given me an erection, thanks for asking.

But i’ve also got my community service to do. Helping the poor, the homeless, walking old ladies across the street, that sort of thing. So you can see i’ve got a busy day ahead of me, and I can’t be stuck on this site all day.


{ ooc; pff, took me long enough to get this up, jfc. i'm off to bed sadly, but i'll get to replies tomorrow. and just as a reminder: nathan doesn't hold back with the disgusting comments. you have been warned. XD }