[Video]

[thats_brutal]

[The feed cuts on for a moment to show Nathan sitting at his computer. Looks like someone's too lazy to actually, you know, DIAL HIS PHONE or WALK DOWN THE HALL]

Charles. Charles. Hey Charles. Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh I need a brain and a body bag [He stops a moment, thinking] Oh! Oh and some guts. Like... a briefcase full of guts.

[He pauses, blinking for a second before picking up a handheld tape recorder]

Idea for a song. Briefcase full of guts.

[He flicks off the tape recorder and without waiting for a response from his manager he just... walks away.]

[Some time later the feed cuts on again just in time for the show]

((OOC: Nathan Explosion and his attempt at.... KOMEDYYYYYY))

Comments

[ninjamanager]

The bodybag, Nathan. Full or .... I don't need to start preparing any, ah, litigation, do I? Not going to be, uh, creating any PR nightmares, are you?

[thats_brutal]

[he rolls his eyes.]

I'm gonna look like a ****ing douchebag on stage if I'm making an empty body bag talk.

[ninjamanager]

..... that would be a yes.

[he hikes his glasses up on his nose and clears his throat] Alright, then. Full bodybag. ... Is that ...

Nathan is that a dead conjoined twin.

[really Nathan

really

look at your life, man, look at your choices.]

[thats_brutal]

[He sighs long and heavily]

No Charles. It's Quaddo. He's my fake conjoined twin that I'm gonna use to make the audience think I have a real one. It's gonna puke on stage and everything.

[On cue Quaddo retches and vomits on the desk, the liquid dripping over the side to the floor. Nathan doesn't seem bothered]

[ninjamanager]

You have ... [a ventriloquist dummy. of a conjoined twin. and it vomits. either that or it really is a ... okay wow, this is a new level of disgusting, even for Nathan]

Is there anything else you need? Because I think I'm going to have to start looking for loopholes five minutes ago.

[thats_brutal]

Uuuhhhh

[Oh you have no idea, Charles. No idea.

He rolls his eyes up as he thinks, going over the list in his head]

Bodybag, brains, guts, Quaddo... Nope that's it.

[ninjamanager]

Fair enough. I'll get a Klokateer on that for you. [two, actually. one to get the bodybag, and the one with the lowest performance report to fill it. doot doo.]

[thats_brutal]

[So helpful, Charles.]

Uh-huh.

[long pause]

What do you think a ****ing bodybag would say?

[ninjamanager]

[even longer pause, as he just stares at Nathan.

then he looks to the left

theeeeeeeeeeeeeen the right


okay nobody's watching]

... Probably something like "****, it stinks in here, lemme out".

[thats_brutal]

[A smile slowly creeps across Nathan's face. Yes. Good. This is why you're his frand, Charles.]

Hey that's good.

[ninjamanager]

Thank you. [he flashes him a nanosecond smile]

I'd, uh. Better go start tracking that down for you.

[thats_brutal]

Uh-huh.

[And like that he goes back to what he was doing.

Sorry, weren't you leaving?]

[ninjamanager]

[yes. yes he was.

don't make him regret this, Nathan]