[video]

[thats_brutal]

[It's 3 AM and the feed flickers on to reveal a shirtless Nathan Explosion sitting up against his headboard. He's got a pair of reading glasses perched on the end of his noise and he taps the camera with the eraser of his pencil.]

Hey! Community! Hey! Hey. Hey. You awake? Is anyone awake? Is anyone there? I have a question. Come on one of you ***holes has to be awake. Hey.


[He pauses, clearing his throat as if preparing to ask a Very Serious Question.]

What's a 5 letter word for an arboreal lemur?

[There's a crinkle as he shifts the newspaper in his hand. That's right, ladies and gents, Nathan just woke you up for help on a crossword puzzle. IT'S IMPORTANT SHIT, OKAY?!]

Comments

[tenminutes]

Lemur's five letters, but that'd seem like a trick question.

[thats_brutal]

Yeah no I thought that, too. But it... it doesn't fit. The first letter is an I.

[tenminutes]

An I? Just pretend it's a lowercase "L."

[thats_brutal]

That'd work if the I wasn't part of the word "illuminati" and I'm sure that one's right.

[He taps the paper to show her. Dude this isn't his first crossword. You can't just go putting in letters that don't belong. Get with the program]

[trustmybase]

Indri. [Because Marti has some strange knowledge sometimes.]

[thats_brutal]

[He looks at the paper for a moment before looking back at the feed... and back at the paper... and back at the feed.]

That... that looks like it fits.

[trustmybase]

I'm not a fan of crosswords but I've seen that on one before.

[mightletyouknowme]

Shut up! We're trying to sleep!

[king_bowser]

(sarcastically, of course) Yep. That's gonna work.

[mightletyouknowme]

[It's late. Don't mess with her.]

Is it the day for everybody to be annoying?

[thats_brutal]

Yeeeeeaaaaahand?

[mightletyouknowme]

And you're being obnoxious! Just go to sleep!

[video]

[alouderyay]

[Fluttershy's ears, eyes, and mane are only just barely visible over her desk and keyboard.]

Um... sloth...?

[video]

[thats_brutal]

[What the hell? What... is he even seeing?]

Uuuuuh but isn't a sloth, you know, a sloth?

[alouderyay]

(sinks down lower behind the desk) You're right. I'm sorry. I meant indri.

Video

[material_guy]

[Greed holds up one finger with each letter.] H-a-i-r-y.

1/2

[thats_brutal]

2/2

[thats_brutal]

[He facepalms]

That's... That's not a name for anything. That's what the little ****ers are not what they're called.

[material_guy]

Don't be so picky. A word you can call 'em is a word for 'em.

[video]

[king_bowser]

Fuzzy.

[thats_brutal]

... what?

[king_bowser]

It's a little black fuzzball that lives in trees and sucks the life out of things. Surprisingly puntable.

[kitchenknives]

Dude, why don't you just google it?

[thats_brutal]

Because you people are supposed to know ****.

[kitchenknives]

Well, excuse me. This early, I'm lucky I know what my name is.