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[thats_brutal]

[It's 3 AM and the feed flickers on to reveal a shirtless Nathan Explosion sitting up against his headboard. He's got a pair of reading glasses perched on the end of his noise and he taps the camera with the eraser of his pencil.]

Hey! Community! Hey! Hey. Hey. You awake? Is anyone awake? Is anyone there? I have a question. Come on one of you ***holes has to be awake. Hey.


[He pauses, clearing his throat as if preparing to ask a Very Serious Question.]

What's a 5 letter word for an arboreal lemur?

[There's a crinkle as he shifts the newspaper in his hand. That's right, ladies and gents, Nathan just woke you up for help on a crossword puzzle. IT'S IMPORTANT SHIT, OKAY?!]

Comments

[video]

[thats_brutal]

[What the hell? What... is he even seeing?]

Uuuuuh but isn't a sloth, you know, a sloth?

[alouderyay]

(sinks down lower behind the desk) You're right. I'm sorry. I meant indri.

[thats_brutal]

[He squints, leaning closer to the feed]

I can't even ****ing hear you. What the hell are you doing?

[alouderyay]

(sinks down even lower; now only her ears are visible... barely) I'm sorry I bothered you; I'll just go.

[thats_brutal]

[What... the fuck... really...]