How Do I Daddy?

[juicy_egotist]

I have teleported a human child to the base.

She is without memory, the doctors are looking at her.

How do I father her? I have never done this before.

Help. I am not programmed for this.

Comments

[From Hyperspace with love]

[boostup4beetbuster]

WHAT.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[juicy_egotist]

She was living on the streets Jin, eating out of garbage. I do not think humans can do that.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[boostup4beetbuster]

No, but...damnit! Couldn't you just, I don't know, talk to me about it first?

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[juicy_egotist]

I do not see the problem. She was eating from the trash, Jin.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, but you don't know anything about parenting...neither do I, for that matter, although not for lack of trying.

Damn. You might want to ask Kurorin for help on this. He's got experience, at least with Yoko-chan and all. I'm not saying you didn't do the right thing, but...just be careful about it, all right? I'm not saying anything's gonna be perfect, but just make sure you don't do more harm than good.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[juicy_egotist]

Understood. I have proceeded to get her a room in the Center, and gave her to the cooks to make her something healthy.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Oi, that's not what I mean. Get involved. I mean, I tried with Yoko, and...yeah.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[juicy_egotist]

I said I would teach her about the EMC.

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[boostup4beetbuster]

All right, just...I'll help you out when I'm all rested up, all right?

Re: [From Hyperspace with love]

[juicy_egotist]

Roger.