[Locked from Michael etc]

[strippedofgrace]

Got a question again.

Least favorite story. Or book or movie or some other narrative shit.

Mine's Twilight. Earth, 2005, Stephanie Meyer. If anyone can get me a worse story than that series they get a prize.

Comments

[candace_flynn]

What's Twilight?

[strippedofgrace]

Teenage girl falls in love with a sparkly vampire who puts her in danger, wants to eat her, and basically has no redeeming qualities besides being pretty, dark and mysterious.

[candace_flynn]

Oh, like Early Evening?

[strippedofgrace]

Haven't heard of that one. Probably an other worlds thing.

[candace_flynn]

It wanna go see it. It's about vampires and werewolves and love triangles!

[strippedofgrace]

Your taste sucks.

[candace_flynn]

Hey! How can that possibly suck? Well, vampires do but they can't help that!

[strippedofgrace]

Listen, lady, just because somebody's a creature of the night or a beast of the wild or whatever, it doesn't make them boyfriend material. And it sure doesn't get me invested in watching them.

[candace_flynn]

... I have a boyfriend and he's not a vampire. I don't want a vampire boyfriend.

[strippedofgrace]

Good on you, tell him not to hang out with any vampires then.

[candace_flynn]

Vampires aren't real.

[strippedofgrace]

How do you know?

[candace_flynn]

Well-- I... Unless my brothers invent them tomorrow then they can't be real!

[strippedofgrace]

That's the worst reason I've ever heard.

[candace_flynn]

But it's a highly likely scenario!

[strippedofgrace]

Lady, you know what kind of place on the internet this is, right?

[candace_flynn]

Where people communicate. Duh.

[strippedofgrace]

And you've never communicated with anyone out of the ordinary?