[Locked from Michael etc]

[strippedofgrace]

Got a question again.

Least favorite story. Or book or movie or some other narrative shit.

Mine's Twilight. Earth, 2005, Stephanie Meyer. If anyone can get me a worse story than that series they get a prize.

Comments

[fearleads]

Is that anything like Twi Hard?

[strippedofgrace]

Don't know that one.

[fearleads]

*Inserted is a video of a trailer for an over-the-top action movie with gratuitous shirtless men. There is indeed glitter dumped on vampires. COMING SOON: Twi Hard IV: Abs of Intrigue.

I swear this is canon.*

[strippedofgrace]

No, actually, I like this! I'd watch it.

[fearleads]

Okay! I'll have to see if I can find some of these. I mean, not out here, I'm at fearleading camp, but you know.

[strippedofgrace]

Eh, whenever. No rush here.

[originaldragoon]

It is hard to choose just one. I was unfortunate enough to run into quite a few of them when I had lived in the Dreaming and visited the Library that contained every book that has and hasn't been written.

[strippedofgrace]

Hasn't been written? Must have been huge and filled with junk.

[originaldragoon]

It was huge, but surprisingly, not as much junk one would originally think. There are plenty of good stories that people never write down mainly because they never have the time nor motivation to do so.

But still, when there is a bad, it tends to be very bad.

[strippedofgrace]

...Heh, I'd have liked to see it one time. Just to say I did once.

[originaldragoon]

People visit all the time in their dreams.

[strippedofgrace]

Don't remember that.

[shinjaeba]

This story. Poor narrative, boring characters, and an uninteresting setting.

[strippedofgrace]

[That's hilarious - really, he has to pause to laugh first.]

Yeah, I'll give you that one! Sometimes it's funny though.

[shinjaeba]

I feel bad for the people forced to read it, though.

[strippedofgrace]

Not much they can do about it, is there?

[shinjaeba]

Not at all. Let's give them a moment of silence.

1/2

[strippedofgrace]

[strippedofgrace]

That count?

[candace_flynn]

What's Twilight?

[strippedofgrace]

Teenage girl falls in love with a sparkly vampire who puts her in danger, wants to eat her, and basically has no redeeming qualities besides being pretty, dark and mysterious.

[candace_flynn]

Oh, like Early Evening?

[strippedofgrace]

Haven't heard of that one. Probably an other worlds thing.

[candace_flynn]

It wanna go see it. It's about vampires and werewolves and love triangles!

[strippedofgrace]

Your taste sucks.