13 January 2015 @ 08:16 pm
52. lewd memorial  
So, uh. Remember that time last month when we had All The Old Viruses Come Back Week a little early? Well, you may or may not know that I was kiiiiiiind of wasted at the time, thanks to a virus. As in, woke up in a circle of chalk and fake blood for reasons I still don't know.

Well, I just found something at my door. Apparently, the virus wasn't done with me yet. And by that, I mean that I ordered... a thing. An inappropriate thing. That I can't exactly display in my dorm when people are around, especially when "people" means my sister's coming in from out of town.

What do I do with it?
25 December 2014 @ 09:56 pm
Intro - What better time than during a grabbag!  
So, this thing seems unhackable, which is pretty impressive because nothing's unhackable. As far as I can tell, there's nothing to hack, which makes even less sense. If we're all connected, there should be a server.

[The girl - woman, early twenties it seems - is sitting cross legged on the bed of a small room, staring at the laptop.]

I'm wondering if this is some kind of alien technology. I took a look around, saw some posts and most of it... sometimes, crazy isn't a strong enough word. So, I could be talking to a lot of psychos here but help me out. Different worlds? Universes? Something out of a sci-fi Harry Potter Lord of the Rings?