ext_229853 ([identity profile] redneck-conman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2008-05-25 10:58 am
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Good morning to all you fine gentlemen and lovely ladies. I feel I must confess to something. I am a bad, selfish man, I con people for a living but I hope none of you have fallen victim to me. And the way I treat people in order to push them away because I hate myself for growing up into the same type of man who destroyed my childhood, just terrible.

As a token of my humble apologies to the way that I may have treated you, feel free to grab a worldhopper and come claim your choice of items from my stash.

These items include....

Beer 
Batteries 
Medicine
Flashlight
Sunscreen
Shaving cream
Insect Repellent
Brezza cigarettes
Various magazines
MacCutcheon Scotch whisky

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[identity profile] redneck-conman.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh really, sir? I don't feel dull though.

[identity profile] blutendimpulsge.livejournal.com 2008-05-25 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Much more entertaining if you bared your fangs a little.

[identity profile] redneck-conman.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I want to do that, doesn't sound too friendly.

[identity profile] blutendimpulsge.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be the point, ant.

[identity profile] redneck-conman.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see.
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