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Hey, Kaito! When the hell are you gonna man up and give me some grandkids already? Kids can be a pain, but I know how to keep them in line, heh, heh, heh... And quit worrying about how they're gonna turn out! If they get my looks, they'll have my strength too, so they can just beat the hell out of anyone that shoots their mouth off. Or if they're too wimpy to do it, then I'll take care of the little brats that have the nerve to tease my grandkids.

Looks like it's time for a reunion. Been a while since we all got together, and there's plenty to catch up on. But don't expect to see your mom there, Kaito. Haven't caught sight of her face in years. She didn't mind my company for the whole damn night, but then just takes off the next morning? To hell with women like her.

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Tch, because with how slowly you're progressing, I'll probably die before you give me any grandkids. She's your wife! You shouldn't have problems wanting to be with her.

... there are no problems wanting it, I can assure you that.

Kaito, are you saying you've never even... Is something broken there, or what?

adfasdf Huh?! No!! Nothing's broken! We're just... too young for that right now!

You're too young for that, but not too young to get married? That doesn't make any sense, boy.

Yes it does. We knew what we wanted, so we went for it and got married. Then we decided to wait on that part of our marriage until we both graduate high school. Just in case. I don't want Aoko to be a teen mom, you know.

You didn't even invite me to your wedding, you ungrateful brat. I tell you, the things we do for our kids...

~~I thought you'd scare all the guests away.~~[deleted] ... sorry?

Just for that, I might not invite you to mine either.

You're getting married?!

Maybe. Why not?

You didn't bother to tell me there was a candidate. I'm just taken aback, that's all.

I'd keep you in the loop if you actually bothered to talk to me once in a while, boy.

I could make a list of excuses, but none of them are probably good enough for not contacting you.

But for the record, the phone line works both ways!

Let's hear them.

We don't have phones here, remember?

I'm busy with school, busy with Aoko, busy ~~stealing things~~ working...

Oh yeah...

((Strike not visible))

And you think the life of a shinobi is a walk in the park or what?

Why don't you get one for me, boy?

Have there been any massive fights lately?

Alright, alright, I'll get you a cell phone.

We're still looking for those special people of interest.

How does that thing work, anyway?

Ah. Any leads? [and the mun has no idea who he's talking about XD]

It's too complicated, so I'll just show you at the reunion.

Yeah. We've only got a couple more to track down.

Fine, but you'd better not forget.

(OOC: He's referring to the demon vessels for the tailed beasts. XD)

Great! I'm glad that's going well!

I won't, I won't! Aoko and I will go out and buy one tomorrow.

((*mun runs off to wikipedia* XD))

I'm trying to decide when's a good time to settle down.

I'll be expecting grandkids from you two.

(OOC: Gaara and Naruto are two examples of vessels for tailed beasts. There are nine total in the Naruto world.)

...

Not for a few more years, Dad.

((Hahaha, gotcah. Wiki was still useful, though XP))

How long have you got to go before you finish school?