After all this time, this place is still flooded with so many brats. Guess that's never gonna change. What's next, are kids going to start running around here? Tch. Things are weird enough with the fake robots and aliens. Nice try, but your costumes need some work.

So what do most of you do, anyway? Aside from flipping out over viruses, heh. Just toughen up and deal with them.

So everyone was flipping out over a virus again, eh? No surprise there. Relax, it'll be over soon. Have to admit, though, most of the men looked really ugly as women. If you haven't already, you'd better turn back soon so you can spare other people's eyes.

Hey Tobi, you didn't look half-bad as a lady. You were almost as pretty as Deidara, heh, heh, heh.

[Locked to the Akatsuki]

Have there been any orders from the Leader lately?

[Locked to Rose]

How are things going on your end? Sorry I haven't been around lately. Business and all, you know.

I hardly ever get effected with the viruses, but it figures I get hit with one that is extremely humiliating. It feels good to be back to normal again. And to be rid of that annoying bell. To be that vulnerable again is not something I wish to experience.

[locked to Kisame]

I am grateful that you helped me through this. If there is anything I can do for you before I leave for my own world, let me know. I wish to show you my thanks.

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Well, it looks like the viruses at this place are acting up again. People turning animals, that's a new one. Glad I'm not affected, but these next few days are gonna be interesting, heh, heh, heh...

Hey, worldhoppers. I need to get to a world called Endiness, and then a ride back to my own place. A friend of mine needs help, so I've got to leave right away.

As for what I have to offer, whoever helps me out, I'll owe you a favor. How's that?

So that was a virus uh? Awkward. And denigrating. There’s some things I must say to certain people of the comm.

Miss Ursa, you were a nice mother but I already have one, sorry for the inconvenience.

Mr. Kisame, sorry too if I offended you in any way.

Miss Karen, I’m really sorry if I said something that made you unconfortable. You was a funny sister, too bad it wasn't real.

Miss Tremaine, I apreciate the compliment but I’m getting the piercing removed. I really don’t think that “it looks sexy”.

Aoko-chan, I will talk to you in person, but sorry if I bothered you being so protective about your fake-husband.

Kuroba…I don’t regret anything. In fact, don’t go around me or my tea in a while. Or my hawk will throw out your eyes [hard but hackable]

That’s all, thanks you.

... Hopefully, all of that ridiculous 'family' business is over. It was but another event that wasted precious time. Although the irony of it all is that the only remaining true relative I have is my little brother. 

Kaito, my beloved husband, since we didn’t celebrate your birthday with the whole family I decided to organize a dinner with daddy Kisame.
 
Your auntie Nancy will help me with the cooking, and I must ask my sisters if they want to attend. And yes, my brother is coming, try not to fight with Hakuba the whole time.

Okay, I want the community's opinion on this. I must be crazy for asking...

My Dad is... a fish. I swear, he's a fish. Just look at him. And then look at me. I'm a completely normal human boy, who does not look like a fish in any way, shape or form. And my brother... he's a robot. A robot.

Dad insists that we're his, but I'm pretty sure we're adopted. Opinions?

Oh, and Aoko... I'm sorry for what my Dad said earlier about... uh, you know, the entry about the grandkids that really should have been a private entry but was completely public instead? We're only 17, right? And we haven't even... er, you know! Done that yet! So don't worry about it! At our own pace, and all that!

And Ursa-san Mom, I apologize on his behalf too. He's just... my Dad.

((Strikes only hackable by Aoko!))

Hey, Kaito! When the hell are you gonna man up and give me some grandkids already? Kids can be a pain, but I know how to keep them in line, heh, heh, heh... And quit worrying about how they're gonna turn out! If they get my looks, they'll have my strength too, so they can just beat the hell out of anyone that shoots their mouth off. Or if they're too wimpy to do it, then I'll take care of the little brats that have the nerve to tease my grandkids.

Looks like it's time for a reunion. Been a while since we all got together, and there's plenty to catch up on. But don't expect to see your mom there, Kaito. Haven't caught sight of her face in years. She didn't mind my company for the whole damn night, but then just takes off the next morning? To hell with women like her.

Tch, this place is pretty damn dull. No wonder Itachi stopped coming here. And what's with all the sparkling words lately? The stupid brightness almost blinded me. But at least there are some people that make things a little interesting, heh, heh, heh... Looks like joining this place is becoming a trend amongst our group. Who's next, the Leader? So where ever you're from, what do you guys do to kill time? Maybe I can pay someone a visit one of these days, if it's worth my while.

Heh, it looks like things are calming down now.  I don't get why so many people are apologizing all over the place, though.  Something big must've happened.  Damn, if there was a fight while I was gone...

Tobi, keep it down for a while, will you?  Don't get everyone all riled up again.

Guess I should be glad things here haven't changed very much.  I was getting pretty damn bored of going through the same routine for the last week.  But at least some good came out of it, heh, heh, heh...  Maybe I should do a test run with one of you.

So, what'd I miss?

So... this the place that Itachi’s been talking about, eh?  Looks like nothing more than a bunch of animals running around.  Those pesky little runts should be kept on their leashes.

Hey, Itachi!  I know you're here somewhere.  Why don't you come out and say hello?  You too, Tobi.  And I'm sure a few of our other... friends... are also a part of this little shindig.

Heh, heh, heh.  I guess I can stick around for a while.  You'd better keep me entertained, people.  You won't like to see what happens when I get bored.

Oh, right... I should introduce myself.  The name's Kisame Hoshigaki.  That's all you need to know.