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[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, Kaito! When the hell are you gonna man up and give me some grandkids already? Kids can be a pain, but I know how to keep them in line, heh, heh, heh... And quit worrying about how they're gonna turn out! If they get my looks, they'll have my strength too, so they can just beat the hell out of anyone that shoots their mouth off. Or if they're too wimpy to do it, then I'll take care of the little brats that have the nerve to tease my grandkids.

Looks like it's time for a reunion. Been a while since we all got together, and there's plenty to catch up on. But don't expect to see your mom there, Kaito. Haven't caught sight of her face in years. She didn't mind my company for the whole damn night, but then just takes off the next morning? To hell with women like her.

Comments

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Guess I just never mentioned it because the subject never came up. Do you have any kids, Rose?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

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No, I do not have any children.

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. Your kid would have your best qualities.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

I probably wouldn't make that great of a mother. I do not have much experience with children.

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's a learning process. I didn't know a damn thing about kids before Kaito showed up.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

So I have been told. It doesn't matter now. I cannot have children with the way I am now.

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

You mean with all the traveling? Maybe you can settle down once that's over, heh.

[locked]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

No, it is not because I travel. My body has not changed in over 11,000 years. It is because of that I am unable to bare children for now.

[Locked to Rose]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Is that so? But everything's still working, right?

[Locked to Kisame]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Still working? As far as I know, yes.

[Locked to Rose]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know you can't have kids?

[Locked to Kisame]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

It's a woman thing. I doubt you would want to hear the details.

[Locked to Rose]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Heh, I can handle it. Unless it's too personal.

[Locked to Kisame]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

In my world, it is not polite to speak of such things with a man.

((ooc: translation: 'I am not going to talk about that time of the month with a guy.' XD))

[Locked to Rose]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

I get it, so it's that kinda thing. Take some medicinal herbs, Rose. I heard they work real well.

(OOC: Translation: I'm a shinobi and I don't get squicked by a lot of things. 8l)

[Locked to Kisame]

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

....

When I say, my body hasn't changed since time was stopped for me, I mean it hasn't changed. That means I have not had a cycle of that nature since...

[Locked to Rose]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Is that what's going on? Hell, I thought you were in pain.