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[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, Kaito! When the hell are you gonna man up and give me some grandkids already? Kids can be a pain, but I know how to keep them in line, heh, heh, heh... And quit worrying about how they're gonna turn out! If they get my looks, they'll have my strength too, so they can just beat the hell out of anyone that shoots their mouth off. Or if they're too wimpy to do it, then I'll take care of the little brats that have the nerve to tease my grandkids.

Looks like it's time for a reunion. Been a while since we all got together, and there's plenty to catch up on. But don't expect to see your mom there, Kaito. Haven't caught sight of her face in years. She didn't mind my company for the whole damn night, but then just takes off the next morning? To hell with women like her.

Comments

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

My own son thinks I'm hideous. I bet that's why he hasn't kept in touch all this time.

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Your son is STUPID.

Let's get drunk and elope!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Eh, but he's still my kid. Hey, and he's gonna be your son too if we get married, heh, heh, heh.

Elope? Don't you wanna do things right and invite other people?

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Like who?!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Like your friends or something. Not your family. I should probably tell my son and his wife.

[locked to kisame

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Yes SIR ♥

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

What do you think the Leader's gonna say about this? Or the others?

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Who cares!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

I'm still gonna have to be Itachi's partner, you know.

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

... What?

... No!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna ask the Leader to switch our partners or what?

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

I want to leave the Akatsuki behind! Start a new life... with you!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Leave them behind, huh? I'll have to think about that. I made a promise to Itachi that I'd stick with him until he worked things out with his brother.

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

...

True love should be more important than that!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, but a man's gotta keep his word, right? It'd be the same if I married you and didn't keep that promise.

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Um... yeah. Sure.

Maybe I'm not ready for marriage!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

You're not, huh? Changed your mind pretty quick...

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Seems like you have other commitments!

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

What about you? Are you sure you'll all free?

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Only you can satisfy me in bed, Kisame

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you waiting for? Get over here already, heh, heh, heh.

(OOC: I think I just died laughing. XDDDDDDD)

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

You distracted me from getting here sooner! I'm RIGHT outside...

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

About time. You're staying here tonight, got it?

[locked to kisame]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

I love it when you're forceful with me...

[Locked to Tobi]

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

*opens the door*

Oh yeah, and here...

*shows Tobi the little white bunny*