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Hey, Kaito! When the hell are you gonna man up and give me some grandkids already? Kids can be a pain, but I know how to keep them in line, heh, heh, heh... And quit worrying about how they're gonna turn out! If they get my looks, they'll have my strength too, so they can just beat the hell out of anyone that shoots their mouth off. Or if they're too wimpy to do it, then I'll take care of the little brats that have the nerve to tease my grandkids.

Looks like it's time for a reunion. Been a while since we all got together, and there's plenty to catch up on. But don't expect to see your mom there, Kaito. Haven't caught sight of her face in years. She didn't mind my company for the whole damn night, but then just takes off the next morning? To hell with women like her.

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... so you were always gay? Then what was mom?!

I wasn't always into men, Kaito. This guy is just... different.

I... guess that makes sense. How's he different?

He doesn't give a damn about the way I look. Like you.

W-well, I--

... you know I have an irrational fear of fish!

I thought you would've gotten over it by now! It's been years, Kaito.

A phobia isn't something that suddenly disappears out of the blue, you know.

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna stop being your dad.

This is true, too.

... sorry. I haven't really been the best of sons lately, I know.

...Eh, forget about it. Just start being a better son.

I will, promise. ~~And... uh, I'll just ignore the fish-face for now.~~ Hey! I learned some new magic tricks, if you'd like to see them!

Hell, I haven't even seen any of them to begin with!

... that's right. I never really showed them to you when I was a kid, did I...?

Well, we can fix that!

No. I was away most of the time, anyway. Sorry about that.

I was probably entirely too intimidated, so it's partially my fault.

Hey, that live-in nanny I hired, is she taking good care of you?

She is. She's a very nice woman, and a good cook to boot. Makes the best chocolate cake a guy could ask for.

She also keeps asking me why I'm calling her 'nanny' and not 'mom,' and she gives me this funny look when I tell her I always called her nanny...

((Hee, he's talking about his real mum now))

Eh, she's probably trying to make you forget about your mom. I told her what happened.

You did?

If she's trying to make me forget, why'd she wait until recently to bring it up? I've always called her nanny and she never complained about it before.

You're older now, boy. I bet she thinks you can handle the truth now.

...

It's still weird.

Women. Who understands them?

Even after marrying one, I still don't.

Don't be getting a divorce now, Kaito.

No no no! I'm really happy with Aoko! Really happy. I couldn't ask for a better wife, really! But... you know, she has her quirks.