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[fasterthan]

So. Bats said the internet he set up would be fast, but I do not call this fast. This is snail pace slow, Bats. You fail. I could have run around the room at least five times while I was waiting for the page to load.

But hey, it's not like everything can be as fast as I am.

Speaking of which.

Hello, internet people! I am the Flash! If you haven't heard of me (and you totally should have, I'm like famous or something), then all you need to know is this: I'm the fastest man alive.

I'm also dashingly handsome, but you ain't gonna see me without the mask, sorry ladies.

Comments

[lightning-monk.livejournal.com]

Hey there! Name's Sorata Arisugawa, but you can call me "Sora" for short!

Dude, seriously, you are the fastest man alive?! COOL!

[fasterthan]

Hey, Sora! Nice to meet you!

Yes, yes I am. And yes, it really is cool.

[changeling-fae.livejournal.com]

Not going to loose the mask? What a pity to all of us curious ladies! Though, a girl does love a man of mystery.

[fasterthan]

Exactly. And also, you know, the whole secret identity thing.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

. . . Batman set up your wireless? Wow, he really is as handy as they say. [sarcasm!]

[fasterthan]

Well, not my wireless. The Watchtower's wireless.

And you'd think that, you know, being a satellite and all, it would be faster or something.

[goddamnedknight.livejournal.com]

 

[fasterthan]

Hey there Bats! How's it going?

...

Your glowing eyes are disturbing me.

[maraich]

What's so great about just being fast?

[fasterthan]

Well, if it were just being fast, I'd agree with you.

But I'm not just fast, I'm just about as fast as light.

I'd show you, except right now I'm in a satellite.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Y'know, being fastest man alive isn't great all the time~.

[fasterthan]

Yeah, okay, I'll grant you that. But it's still pretty much awesome.

[humanwitmutants.livejournal.com]

THE Flash? I guess I shouldn't be too surprised to see you.

I know someone who would love to meet you.

[fasterthan]

Aw, but I kind of like surprising people.

Oh really?

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

Ah. Another who prefers to hid his face. How interesting.

((ooc: WIN))

[fasterthan]

Well yeah. It would kind of suck to have the bad guys coming after me when I was going around in my mild-mannered alter-ego.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Fastest MAN, huh. What about ninja?

[fasterthan]

...Don't ninja count as guys?

Unless they're girls, of course.

[i-wont-say-it.livejournal.com]

From the looks of it you're a fast talker too.

Are you some kind of hero?

[fasterthan]

You betcha I am. Full-fledged member of the Justice League. We're pretty much amazing.

[xxkandayuuxx.livejournal.com]

Che. Great. Another dumbass.

[fasterthan]

Hey, come on. I don't even know you. Can't you at least wait until we're partly acquainted before you start insulting me?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

I bet Yoru's faster than you!

[fasterthan]

Bet he isn't!

...Who's Yoru?

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Flash, man! How's it going?

[fasterthan]

Not bad!

...who're you?

[nunchuck-king.livejournal.com]

Ha, dudeee. Super hero in DDD! This'll be fun.

Nice ta meetcha, Flash, I'm Mikey one of the resident ninja's. Who is a turtle.

[fasterthan]

A ninja who is also a turtle.

Wait, hang on, that sounds familiar.

...no way.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Flash. My name is Karen Minazuki.

Why the mask?

[fasterthan]

Hi Karen! It's nice to meet you too! But you can just call me Flash. Mr. Flash sounds like I'm a teacher or something and that's just weird.

Because if I didn't wear it, everyone would know who I was and I'd never have any privacy! And as much as I like attention, it's nice to get away from it all sometimes.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Fastest man alive? Well, you've got the right color scheme for it.

[fasterthan]

That's what I was aiming for!

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I bet you're ugly, un.

[fasterthan]

Well thanks for that, you've really made a wonderful impression right off the bat.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

Whats with the mask? Did you join the Bulzome cult?
I bet I can make a machine faster than you.

[fasterthan]

The what cult? No, I wear it so that I can go out and save the world and then go back home and not have anyone bother me on my time off. Don't get me wrong, I like the attention, but privacy's nice too, you know?

You can try.

[juiceitloose.livejournal.com]

Fast, huh? Well, that's way cool and all, but I bet ya can't out juice this hedgehog!

[fasterthan]

Really? Well we'll have to see about that!

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[fasterthan]

...ooookay.

[a-risky-gamble.livejournal.com]

Hiya!

Man, I'd kill to be a superhero.

If I had a superpower, it'd be throwin' fireballs.

...Oh wait.

[fasterthan]

Yeah, except the killing part isn't so much fun. I... try to avoid that.

Fire's cool! I like fire. If I had the choice, I'd probably want something involved with fire, too, but I really didn't have any choice in the matter. As it is, I'm pretty darn satisfied.