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[arballistic.livejournal.com]

Kaname insisted I practice how to interact socially on the internet. While I accept that the internet is useful for information gathering and efficient communication, I had not known that it was used for such an impractical pastime.

She also said something about me "fitting right in with those other social retards," but I am unqualified to judge that statement.

I do not understand the purpose of a community concerning ducks. They have no known cultural or historical importance, little agricultural benefit, and possess little to no natural defense. Additionally, I do not believe there is any precedent for ducks being particularly dramatic, nor do I see how that changes the situation.

[ Private | hackable with skill ]
...Which forces me to conclude that "DramaDramaDuck" is a codeword for an underground terrorist ring. I will infiltrate this community, learn the true identities of its codenamed members, and then report back to Mithril with my findings. Once I have learned the location of the servers, a swift tactical strike will be enough to ensure the destruction of this cell's means of communication, essentially disabling it for now. The need for further action after the strike will be evaluated after the completion of this mission.

Comments

[weaverofthreads.livejournal.com]

And yet another one manages to find their way onto here. Well, welcome to the community. I suppose I should also let you know that this community really doesn't have much to do with ducks. It's pretty much just a random title for the place.

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

In that case, what is the purpose of this community?

[weaverofthreads.livejournal.com]

Well, different people find different reasons to come here. Usually it's so that they can meet and communicate with people of other worlds or to keep in contact with those they already know. I personally enjoy coming here because I never know what interesting things I will learn in the process.

[pandorabox]

No ducks here, just a bunch of crazy people!

[Locked-- he hacked]

... and it's definitely not a terrorist ring.

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

Does this community perhaps have some connection to an insane asylum?

[ Locked ]

I don't expect terrorists to admit to their crimes.

[pandorabox]

No. But it does have a connection to multiple dimensions and worlds, and therefore a connection to some pretty interesting characters.

[Locked]

Paranoid, much?

hack!

[ryoumisaki.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm surprised you found it out already. Good job.

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

I am experienced in these matters.

[as-nobility.livejournal.com]

Interacting with others in a social manner and developing relations with people that could possibly be deemed allies is an impratical pastime?

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

Correct. There are few advantages that allies on the internet could bring me.

[as-nobility.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Is it because of the distance issue or you find them not to be trustworthy?

[maraich]

What about giant mutant ducks?

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

I've never encountered any. I suppose an AR-15 rifle would suffice.

[notrlyperfect.livejournal.com]

This community is not about ducks. So far, the name seems pointless and ridiculous.

[Locked to Sousuke- not hackable]

It is not a terrorist ring either, though there are dangerous individuals. It is best to focus on each threat individually rather than a group as a whole.

((Lol- have hacker boy Heero?))

[ Locked to Heero ]

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

I see. Please provide me with the names of those who are dangerous.

[angermanaging]

Name of community irrelevant.

Social skills important for morale and interpersonal interaction. Impractical but not unnecessary.

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

Social skills aren't unnecessary, I agree, but some rules seem a little arbitrary.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

...... Alright then..... So you're chick-whipped huh?

[Locked - He so totally hacked]

Terrorists aren't the only people you should be on the look out for here.

Good fucking luck on your little self assigned 'mission'.

[ Locked ]

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

The mission is not self-assigned. Part of my overarching directive is preventing terrorist actions.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

State your purpose.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[He hacked with his leet skills.]]

Dude, get a grip. We already have two guys here who think we're all vampires, sit down, grab a stoli and get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend if you're in with the crew.

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

Alcohol is to be avoided. It dulls the senses and slows your reflexes.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

You're probably better off not trying to figure out the ducks.

[Locked--he had a hard time hacking, but managed it eventually]

Terrorist ring? Now that would have made things a lot easier.

[ Locked ]

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

Explain.