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[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

So today, I totally got my cellphone taken away, and by a teacher no less. I totally wouldn't stand for that, so I, like, told her to her ugly face to give me back my phone and that no one likes her anyway and it's no wonder she's still single at the age of 60, but then she just sent me over to the principle's office. Honestly, what a hag.

So yeah, that's why I'm currently on the computer, and for whatever reason this lame website popped up. I was hoping to maybe meet a cute guy on here, but considering how many ugly people I've seen so far, I seriously doubt that.

Anyway, if there are any hot guys on here, my name's Riko Tachibana and I would really really really like to meet you. If you're not, you can just go play in a dumpster for all I care. It's not like it would make you look any worse.

Oh, and btw, should any of you happen to see THESE people, I would strongly advise not talking to them. After all, one of them is a property-damaging psycho freak, another is a cross-dressing gay guy, the third is this gross guy with snakes for brains, and the last is just a complete moron.

Comments

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Need some company?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Depends on who's asking.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

You're strange.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah right. Do you even know what a strange person is, or did you just read about it in a book?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

... You seem really annoying. How fun.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Well, at least we agree on something.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Heaven forbid someone take your precious phone away.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you again? Look, I already let you follow me around for a day, but there's a point where it just becomes too much. Stop following me or I'll have to sign a restraining order.

[moeteru-burn.livejournal.com]

....wow, princess, you need to cool it.

....Midou, what the hell did you get yourself into.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Well excuuuuuuuse me, mister, but I'm sure as hell not gonna 'cool it' just because some weird stranger told me to. Honestly, you gotta at least know the person first before you just start telling them things like that. Oh, and don't call me princess, alright? It just makes you seem like some creeper picking up innocent girls on the street.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Do you really think that's the method to gain attention?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Well it's certainly a method, and considering I've already found this really hot gentleman already I think it's working pretty well.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

You could be less blunt.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Who's being blunt? I'm sorry, but I don't think I was addressing smelly old men with no manners.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Wow! Desperate much?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

No, that word is reserved for hookers that look pretty much like you.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Aaaand there's another shitty brat here.

How about you just stay and school and learn this 'magical' thing called Proper English?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Uh hello, I am still in school. And just in case you've been living under a rock since before you were born, I'll just go ahead and tell you that pretty much everyone talks like this and we're all still able to communicate with each other just fine. So really, you can take your bitchy comments somewhere else because I for one don't want to read them.

[oopscockroach.livejournal.com]

Aa? What an annoying girl.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Hey loser, if you're going talk to a woman like that then you should just leave. Grow some balls and find out how you should really treat girls.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

...

I hate children.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Uh, hello, I'm in highschool meaning that we're probably around the same age unless you're really some ugly old hag who had some of that weird facial reconstruction done.

[needsmapquest.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

What?

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

Put a sock in it, fool.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Go do us all a favor and drown yourself in a bucket of water, loser.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Hm...A cute girl, but a bit lacking in social graces.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

And you are?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you for beautifully illustrating the reasons I don't like girls.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Look, if you're gay then I really don't wanna hear about it. Talk with a shrink or something if you wanna let it out that bad.

[defective-heir.livejournal.com]

I don't really think that's how you should talk to your teacher...

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you know her? Are you her son or something?

[sun-cutie-plz.livejournal.com]

Hmm~

You'd be MUCH cuter if you didn't talk so much.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Oh god, not another creeper. Look, I can talk just as much as I want and if you don't like it you can just bug off.

[robotany.livejournal.com]

Riko Tachibana. Directive?

Eve.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Talk like a normal person or don't talk at all.

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Ban seems pretty sane to me...

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Then either you don't know him as well as you think or you're just as crazy as he is.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm Karen Minazuki. It's a pleasure to meet you, Tachibana-san, but you really should be more respectful of people.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's nice to meet ya and everything, but unless you're my mother which you're not, then you have no right to tell me how I should act.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

You got dragged in too, huh?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Duh.

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