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So today, I totally got my cellphone taken away, and by a teacher no less. I totally wouldn't stand for that, so I, like, told her to her ugly face to give me back my phone and that no one likes her anyway and it's no wonder she's still single at the age of 60, but then she just sent me over to the principle's office. Honestly, what a hag.

So yeah, that's why I'm currently on the computer, and for whatever reason this lame website popped up. I was hoping to maybe meet a cute guy on here, but considering how many ugly people I've seen so far, I seriously doubt that.

Anyway, if there are any hot guys on here, my name's Riko Tachibana and I would really really really like to meet you. If you're not, you can just go play in a dumpster for all I care. It's not like it would make you look any worse.

Oh, and btw, should any of you happen to see THESE people, I would strongly advise not talking to them. After all, one of them is a property-damaging psycho freak, another is a cross-dressing gay guy, the third is this gross guy with snakes for brains, and the last is just a complete moron.

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Unlike you I happen to have a read job so I can sometimes afford my own stuff, and don't talk about my father again considering you've never even met the man. And since you obviously weren't listening before when I told you this, I'll just be nice and explain it to you again. I did not help my friends steal that briefcase; I tried telling them not to, but they just wouldn't listen, so really I couldn't do anything but follow. We would have given it back to him but there was no way we could have contacted him and plus I didn't want to get my friends in trouble by turning it into the police, so that's why we ended up trashing it.

Yeah, only after you whined and bitched about it the entire way. Really, men like you should just grow spines and suck it up already. And like I said, you're blind, so I really wouldn't expect for you to notice a pretty girl if she came up and kicked you in the crotch. Which sadly probably happens a lot.

Just because I don't sit in a stuffy office with a phone and a computer does not mean I don't have a real job - but then again, you probably work at that stupid club we found you and your friends at - the Groucho Marx look fits you. An' I hate to tell you girlie, but if they took it and wouldn't listen to you, maybe for once, use that brain of yours for something OTHER than gabbing and blackmail, and LEAVE THE SCENE. Maybe even CALL AUTHORITIES - and no, your other friends don't count. You stayed in the scene, you helped steal it, you're an accessory. Logic. Use it.

Because you were an ungrateful little brat blackmailing people trying to work for a goddamn living! Heh, I'm not blind either - more than perfect vision. Enough to see past the facade you keep putting on, at least.

Oh please. I'm well aware that there are jobs outside office work, but that doesn't mean that your 'job' is one of them. If you actually want to make money from going out and harassing people to get attention, just become a telemarketer. And you really have no idea what it means to be a good friend, do you. Besides, if I hadn't been around then you never would have found that briefcase, so really you should be thanking me instead of accusing me of robbery. So hey genius, here's a little advice for you: Grow a brain and stop wasting my time.

Yeah right, loser, I was doing anything but blackmailing you. You really don't know the real way to treat a woman, do you. Then again, I can't imagine any girl falling for that outdated scruffy look of yours. And no, I am not wearing any sort of facade. You're just seeing what you want to see, not what's actually there.

Why the hell should I thank you for wasting our time, money, and patience? Sheesh, never saving your pathetic little life again. Ginji thinks you're so damn adorable, he can go ahead and save your hide.

Blackmail. You used us down to the last coin to get whatever you wanted, bitched and whined when we DID give in to your petty whining, then refused to actually HELP us all out when it came down to it. You're all "gimme gimme gimme" and whatnot - pfft. I'm surprised Jackal's got the patience to deal with a twittering brat like you.

Because I kept your job from becoming a complete failure, obviously. You know, it's not fair that I keep having to point all this out for you. You should really learn how to think.

If you actually had more money like the rest of us then you wouldn't have run out so quickly. Like I said, actual job means actual money. Not pocket change like the stuff you guys were carrying around. And Mister Akabane treats me properly because he's a true gentleman who knows how to treat a lady, unlike you garbage scum.

Tch. Shido should've called the rats in to help. You can mingle with your own kind that way.

Because everyone in Shinjuku carries that kind of money around, right? Hmph. You claim you've got your own job and whatnot, go feed yourself and quit trying to weasel "pocket change" out of other people.

So it's all about being a "true gentleman" and comparing me to "garbage scum" now, hn? Don't underestimate me like that; you might have a handle on the glaringly obvious - or so you like to think - but as it so turns out, this hunk of "garbage scum" knows a thing or two about being gentlemanly. But, alas, a kid like you wouldn't get it.

I would have mingled with my own kind which, by the way, consists of normal people if you losers hadn't kept me up all night watching you guys rummage through garbage.

Like I said, you had to follow a certain procedure in order to get on my good side and, unfortunately for you, that didn't include making me spend my own money. You got what you wanted in the end so I really don't see what the big deal is.

I'll believe it when I see it. Which will be, like, never.

We needed you to identify the damn thing, since it was you and your idiot friends that stole it in the first place!

...it's not worth arguing over, so I'm not even going to touch that one. But I feel sorry for whatever guy ends up falling for you. If it ever happens.

That a challenge?