(no subject)

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

This is message from the Office of Defense.

Please stand by...

Citizen along the Western Coastal region, Junon and Edge are likely to hear loud explosions and/or see them occur. Do not panic, this is a routine testing of the new ShinRa Cannon, built to better defend the citizens of Gaia.

If you find yourself without power and/or electricity, contact your local ShinRa Electrial Company agent, there will be dispatch teams all across the continent. PHS "power" to SHINRA if you are not nearby.

We thank you for your cooperation.
The ShinRa Electric Power Company

[ooc; A-all over Gaia, there will be loud explosions, but no cannon can be seen from the air. Rufus is on site in Junon if anyone wants to come see him. All the replies will be via PHS from Rufus and/or texts! Its a large cannon that no one can see because it's built into a mountain that has the opening on rails. :Db Not even Dark knows about it. S-Sorry bb.

8Db He's so done this on purpose.]

Comments

[gunbunnywaves.livejournal.com]

K...Kappa...

[pandorabox]

... eh?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

get off this frequency

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

get off of my telnet

[gunbunnywaves.livejournal.com]

Allow me to at the very least ask the obvious question here: Why is an electric company building a cannon?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

why not build a cannon?

[death-chopper.livejournal.com]

...Cannon.

[pandorabox]

Not my fault you crossed frequencies with the community.

[gunbunnywaves.livejournal.com]

So, what, electric companies build cannons whenever they get bored?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

that is correct

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

don't have an orgasm over it

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

don't you have a phantom thief to stalk?

[pandorabox]

Nah, he's been strangely quiet lately. I'd rather annoy you.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

i already have a phantom thief to annoy me.

[pandorabox]

Good thing I'm not a phantom thief then!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

of course one wouldn't be able to see facial features through monocles.

[death-chopper.livejournal.com]

Who do you think I am, Bonecrusher?

[pandorabox]

Of course not, which is why no one's recognized him yet. But this conversation isn't about Kid, it's about your cannon.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

decepticons have the worst names possible.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

i'll be unveiling it soon.

[pandorabox]

And you want the community to come?

[attorneyatlol]

Defend the citizens from what!?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

it would be a good fundraiser

[death-chopper.livejournal.com]

At least they carry some meaning, unlike your random designations.

[pandorabox]

And here you were blaming me for interrupting your frequency when you did this on purpose...