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[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

This is message from the Office of Defense.

Please stand by...

Citizen along the Western Coastal region, Junon and Edge are likely to hear loud explosions and/or see them occur. Do not panic, this is a routine testing of the new ShinRa Cannon, built to better defend the citizens of Gaia.

If you find yourself without power and/or electricity, contact your local ShinRa Electrial Company agent, there will be dispatch teams all across the continent. PHS "power" to SHINRA if you are not nearby.

We thank you for your cooperation.
The ShinRa Electric Power Company

[ooc; A-all over Gaia, there will be loud explosions, but no cannon can be seen from the air. Rufus is on site in Junon if anyone wants to come see him. All the replies will be via PHS from Rufus and/or texts! Its a large cannon that no one can see because it's built into a mountain that has the opening on rails. :Db Not even Dark knows about it. S-Sorry bb.

8Db He's so done this on purpose.]

Comments

[gunbunnywaves.livejournal.com]

K...Kappa...

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

get off this frequency

[pandorabox]

... eh?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

get off of my telnet

[death-chopper.livejournal.com]

...Cannon.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

don't have an orgasm over it

[attorneyatlol]

Defend the citizens from what!?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

meteors, monomaniacal bioengineering mistakes- the like. i am not giving you a brief overview of gaian history.

[robot-cait.livejournal.com]

... what are you doing?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

testing weapons

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Loud explosions, huh?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

have you ever heard of quiet ones?

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

What kind of cannon? Why will it affect the civilian power grid?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

a cannon cannon.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

*Sigh*

Are you still overcompensating, Fussy?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

my apologizes, fussy is not in. i'll relay the message.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Cannon? What cannon?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

the one i'm building.

[ACTIONSPAM because Lady is allowed]

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Flashy enough?

[ACTIONSPAM]

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Building it inside a mountain was a brilliant idea.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

Loud explosions? Cannons?
This sounds FUN! Just like my Guild days!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

that's nice to know, i'll be sure to caer soon.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

routine tests

1/2

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

.......

2/2

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Interesting.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

That would explain why my reading was so rudely interrupted.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

pity that i didn't change the angle of projection.

[best-turk-evar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, wished you'd warned me about this before I bought that extra-large cappucino and put it near the edge of the table.

OOC

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

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