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[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Right, so, there isn't a lot of time for this, but I'm going to need to borrow some things off of someone in a hurry.

Things, apparently, the TARDIS decided not to keep in stock.

1. A wire toilet scrubber
2. Lemon Jam
3. A pack of Denture Cleaning Gum
4. A female hamster

There's an incident involving a pig, so, cooperation would just be fantastic.

Comments

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

... Man, you get into weird situations. What's a hamster?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

Essentially, a ball of fur with hands, useless, but fantastic.

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

We have a few animals like that. Do I want to know why you need this stuff?

[empress-arcana.livejournal.com]

...What do any of those things have to do with pigs?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Well, not Earth pigs, more like... Space pigs. Like a pig crossed with an alligator.

Bad news, that.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Have you tried asking her?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Hey, little ape, how'd you know she's a her?

And also, yes, it did cross my brilliant mind to ask her, but apparently, she thinks keeping denture gum is a waste of space, seeing as my teeth will never fall out, and if I bring someone old enough on board to need denture gum, I deserve to suffer with the embarrassment of hearing slurred words and a diet of nothing but custard and mashed potatoes.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Well, I could get you all of those things easily, but I make no promises as to where they've been.

You can repay me with drinks.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

To be quite honest, the only thing I'm worried about location with you from the list above is the end of the wire toilet scrubber.

Drinks, yes, but you're paying. After all, I believe I'm the one that's owed a drink.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Lemon jam?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Lemon Jam.

Disgusting, that stuff.

[notanygood.livejournal.com]

... What do you need a female hamster for?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

To power the lemon gun, of course.

[doyouhearthem.livejournal.com]

...There's no point in asking now, is there.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

You're still here, are you? I was having quite a good time until you showed up.

But, for the record, not really, unless you know which Pig-Alligators I'm talking about, and you could give me an alternative to Lemon Jam, seeing as no one seems to have it.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

....

Why do you need a hamster?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

To power my lemon jam gun, of course. Why else would you need a hamster?

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

I have Lemon Jam in the kitchen, if you like. But I don't know how you would get it...

I do hope this works out, whatever it is.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! Someone actually has some!

Right, here's what you do, pop that puppy into- well, have you got a microwave?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Yes Collins hasn't met Nine before XD]]

Waitup, isn't the TARDIS the Doctor's?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Oh man. How many friends does Bob have on this stupid place?

I am the Doctor. Just, the one before him. And-

Wait a tick, are you Collins?

((XD Nine likes Rent))

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

A hamster? like Jogurt, the hamster?
I thought those were mythical...

I could probably get you the jam...

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Jogurt? A hamster named Jogurt? Fantastic!
Though, not really mythical. Just fuzzy.

Also, got the jam covered, thanks, mate!

[hates-cliches.livejournal.com]

Look, its the monkey! How you doing?

So it's about a pig but you need a hamster? That makes sense!

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Distinctly not monkey-esque, thanks.

Sure does. Bugger off, monkey.