Greetings to all of you

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

So, you actually do listen to what I say, Daniel. I must say this is a surprise, albeit a welcome one. I must also say that I hope my being here will not inconvenience you in any way.

To the rest of the community: Hello from Night Island. I am Armand, its owner, and while I realize that most of you are from... different worlds, however ludicrous it sounds at first, I take the opportunity to extend the hospitality of Night Island to you all. It is an excellent place when you need a location to repose for a day or two, and as I am sure that we shall be accquainted shortly, I will ensure your comfort during your stay.

I am sure it will be a pleasure to meet all of you

Comments

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Still waiting.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Ha-ha- ha- *wiping away tears*

You're a terrible actor.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

I was not aware that I am an actor in the first place.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard he fell backwards*

You're Armand right? You were mentioned in "Interview With the Vampire"

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

... Oh, god.

Yes, I am. And if you want to believe that is is truthfully categorized under 'fiction', I suppose you may.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Oh, this amuses me.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Ha. Ha. Very funny.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you find your medicore- that's a euphamism- performance amusing.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

You don't pick up on sarcasm very well, do you?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Actually, I do. The humor is that I take it sincerely.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

... Hold it. You're that Yazoo person from the Final Fantasy movie, aren't you?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Final Fantasy movie? I'm not a porn star.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

It was not a pornographic movie; it was an animation, done with excellent computer graphics.

So who's the fictional character now, hm?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Use your big people words and finish your thoughts. What do I have to do with this Final Fantasy movie?

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

You are a character in it.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... right. Dear man, I think you have been ~ oh what's a good phrase for it - inhaling too much shit.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Believe what you will. I find it pointless to try and change the perspective of a bigot.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I have the book right here:

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

Boss, don't mind his immaturity. Remember, he's only like...two?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... how do you know my age?

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

You also have three brothers: Loz, Sephiroth, and Kadaj. Erm, your weapon is named Velvet Nightmare and your last words before dying were to Cloud after you shot him. Was it, "Why don't we play together..." Or did Loz say that...?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... quick, who is Kadaj dating?

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

Um...he went to the lifestream at the end of the movie, but didn't he say that his girlfriend Yunalesca was kidnapped recently?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

ShinRa spy!

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember that.

I thought it was David who wrote my biography? I did not know he used the pseudonym 'Anne Rice'.