Greetings to all of you

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

So, you actually do listen to what I say, Daniel. I must say this is a surprise, albeit a welcome one. I must also say that I hope my being here will not inconvenience you in any way.

To the rest of the community: Hello from Night Island. I am Armand, its owner, and while I realize that most of you are from... different worlds, however ludicrous it sounds at first, I take the opportunity to extend the hospitality of Night Island to you all. It is an excellent place when you need a location to repose for a day or two, and as I am sure that we shall be accquainted shortly, I will ensure your comfort during your stay.

I am sure it will be a pleasure to meet all of you

Comments

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

.........

...Oh, hey Boss! Sort of weird seeing you here, since I thought you were more inclined to classy stuff than online journals. How'd you get to this community anyways? You've never liked browsing on the internet that much, except for exchanging emails.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

I checked your computer and found this community. It seems interesting, so I thought I'd take a look.

Exchanging emails are but such a small part of the internet, and we are in a new era after all. It is prudent to keep myself updated with with the world.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

....what the hell?

I seriously warn you to get out while you can, fruity boy. This community is freakin' crazy.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Hello. You are...?

... Hm. I hope this strike tag works. And even if this community were 'freakin' crazy', I do not see a reason to turn tail and run.

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

...

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Hello?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

*trying not to laugh too hard*

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Can I ask what amuses you so?

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

How did you get your hair so shiny? It looks soft...

Oh, and hello. My name is Kurt, it's a pleasure to meet you.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could call it natural in a way; I did not do anything to it.

It is a pleasure to meet you, Kurt.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

V-vampire?

*faints*

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

... Is that very frightening?

[death-8d.livejournal.com]

MORE VAMPIRES? IS THERE A PARADE OF SOME SORTS GOING ON?

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

No? And who might you be?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Oh? How much do you charge for use of your island?

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

A night's stay should not go beyond a thousand American dollars, I think. I should ask Daniel about it.

If you were by chance thinking of booking the entire island, I'll have to turn you down.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

... you're not Antonio Bandaras.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

And who would that be?

[truthiness-rox.livejournal.com]

Anne Rice is that you? Your standards really declined when Jesus became a gay vampire.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

I am Armand, not Anne. And Jesus is not a gay vampire.

[4-greatjustice.livejournal.com]

Hello!

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

A good evening to you as well. And you would be?

[bankoran.livejournal.com]

A pleasure to meet you, Armand. I am Bancoran.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Hello, Bancoran.

...Are you familiar with Daniel?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...Dinosaur Island or Vampire Island?

Tough call; I can't honestly say which is more dangerous.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

I assure you that only the guilty find their death on Night Island. And also, I will not permit the other vampires here to attack the innocent.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

..Thanks but no thanks. I would rather stay in the Forgotten City when I need to get away.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

As you wish then. You are...?

[sweet-melodrama.livejournal.com]

Vampire? Hmph. Pitiful. I thought you lot died with the rest of the mythical creatures.