Greetings to all of you

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

So, you actually do listen to what I say, Daniel. I must say this is a surprise, albeit a welcome one. I must also say that I hope my being here will not inconvenience you in any way.

To the rest of the community: Hello from Night Island. I am Armand, its owner, and while I realize that most of you are from... different worlds, however ludicrous it sounds at first, I take the opportunity to extend the hospitality of Night Island to you all. It is an excellent place when you need a location to repose for a day or two, and as I am sure that we shall be accquainted shortly, I will ensure your comfort during your stay.

I am sure it will be a pleasure to meet all of you

Comments

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

A night's stay should not go beyond a thousand American dollars, I think. I should ask Daniel about it.

If you were by chance thinking of booking the entire island, I'll have to turn you down.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

A businessman must have some revenue. I was hoping to ... store something there for a length of time.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Storage should not be a problem; the security at Night Island is unsurpassed. Can I inquire the specifics of the item?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It's a tank

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

How large is it?

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

Master! I heard that he kidnapped that Kadaj character's girlfriend and stuck her in a tank. Don't help him. Don't you remember? He was that blonde-haired bastard in a wheelchair in Advent children?

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

You seem to hear a lot of gossip here. ... Rufus certainly looks different here.

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's actually more entertaining than the drama Lestat causes.

Yes, he isn't hiding under a blanket all the time.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

That's surprising. Lestat causes enough 'entertainment' on an almost daily basis.

[violetreporter.livejournal.com]

I hope he doesn't find this community... Lestat is already enough for one world. Imagine...10.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

He would get it into his head to try and become a god of one of them. Being a saint won't be enough for him, I suspect.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Oh ... about 6 foot high, 4 foot across.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

How long do you need to store this at Night Island?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, about nine months.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

... That long hm?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Just till the hype dies down on my side of the universes

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

All right.

I must warn you however, that Night Island does not accept living people as valid storage items.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... semi-living?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

DON'T LISTEN TO THE FUCKIN' BASTARD.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That's no way to speak of Armand's life partner Ichigo.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

I WAS TALKING TO YOU SHINRA.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I have a mother, she's quite the whore.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

Not accepted.

So what Daniel said is true.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That's why you don't tell anyone, anything. It ruins a suprise.

[oncethebeloved.livejournal.com]

It also averts potential trouble. I do not wish for any form of violence on Night Island, and I suspect there might be if I were to allow you to store the tank here.