*loads gun* Whoever is responsible for the sudden disappearance of my goggles has exactly one hour to return them. Then...I'm not responsible for any outcomes.

Right, what in the fuck is going on round here? 'Cause I have no idea. One minute me and Kadaj are meant to be going to take chunks out of high and mighty mister Shinra, the next, there's all kinds of stuff flying about how they're gay together! Is this just some lover's tiff that I've landed myself in? And if so, I'm sorry Kadaj, but I'm not helping out. You guys just need to work a bit harder on your relationship. JEEZ.

And also, wtf is with you "taking Youji's ears"? REMOVAL OF EARS IS NOT FUNNY! How the hell is he gonna hear?? Catboy or not, ears are ears, and are fairly VITAL bits of equipment.

So please Kadaj, I wanna help you, because you seem like a nice guy. But you need to sort yourself out, yeah?

... Tifa?

I think someone was watching us.


Now Kadaj, restrain yourself from trying to kill her just because I like women. It's okay, you still have your hand.

I tried out this thing that Yunalesca set up. The results were interesting - I think I like this portion of my internet-mission. Although I'm not sure about the Reno part. I mean dude, you seem cool, but no.