So fucking confused...

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Right, what in the fuck is going on round here? 'Cause I have no idea. One minute me and Kadaj are meant to be going to take chunks out of high and mighty mister Shinra, the next, there's all kinds of stuff flying about how they're gay together! Is this just some lover's tiff that I've landed myself in? And if so, I'm sorry Kadaj, but I'm not helping out. You guys just need to work a bit harder on your relationship. JEEZ.

And also, wtf is with you "taking Youji's ears"? REMOVAL OF EARS IS NOT FUNNY! How the hell is he gonna hear?? Catboy or not, ears are ears, and are fairly VITAL bits of equipment.

So please Kadaj, I wanna help you, because you seem like a nice guy. But you need to sort yourself out, yeah?

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[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Sort myself out? I know exactly where I stand, thank you very much, and I still intend to have some fun with you slicing Rufus ShinRa into many many many small and bloody pieces! Just because he's achingly pretty doesn't mean I can't still hurt him!

...best you just ignore the comment about Youji's ears. It was just a euphemism.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Okay. Just as long as we're all clear. So, Rufus is still available as target practice/punchbag/lunch. And you just think he's hot, but you still hate him. Makes sense now~

And Youji's just cleared up the euphemism. That is bizarre.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Of course he is! He killed Kaa-san! He has to die, and the slower and more painful the better! It's not my fault he's got such lovely hair!

...

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Okay, I get it, everything's still on. Awesome.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. I can't even begin to describe how much I want to kill Rufus. Because if I can't have him NO ONE CAN.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I bet I can how much guess though. He just comes off as a total prick. I mean, it wasn't even my mother, and I still wanna cave his pretty-boy face in.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

He is a total prick. He's so up himself and thinks he's so perfect, but really he's just this spoilt little rich boy who thinks all the girls he meets want him.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

It's really kind of stupid, his attitude is just like the King's, except with Ororon, all the girls do want him, and he can own anything in a fight. Rufus just thinks he's that good. Ororon is that good. I send you internets alcohol in sympathy.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

Che. Where I'm from if you have sex your catears disappear. So I've got two sets.

Wait, does that mean that you can keep your ears and still have sex?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...Now that I look closer at your pictures, I can see you've indeed got two sets. Does that mean your kind are human/cat demon hybrids?

...and they just disappear? Wouldn't you miss them?

Yeah, where I come from, these things are permanent. As far as I know. >_> Or you know, I'd end up deaf or something if I ever did actually get anywhere with the ladies, I'm so unpopular. We've just got the one set.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

I guess so? All I know is that everyone's born with ears, and when they have sex they disappear. I wouldn't know how though - it's not like I've ever watched someone lose 'em. XD I dunno. Around here you're treated like a kid if you have ears like Hitomi~, but I look cute with 'em. I don't think I'll care.

Wooow, that would be weird. Kinda useful though, if you didn't want to blow your status. XDD

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

You don't know how? Wouldn't they teach you that kinda stuff in Sex Ed. class? And it's a good thing we don't have that kind of indication round here, I mean, it could be embarassing for losers like me.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

No! I know how sex works! I meant, I don't know how the ears disappear. e__e; I think they just poof or something. I know enough about sex -- not that I go to that kind of school.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant, I know you probably know how sex works. I didn't go to school at all, I still know. I just thought most people learnt about that stuff at school, instead of from their dirty-minded crew. I meant I would have thought they'd tell you how your ears disappear. It could really freak someone out, I thought they'd prepare you for it as part of "the talk".

What kind of school do you go to then?

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

>_>; Okay.

Hahaha, Nagisa-sensei's? S'the only school I've ever gone to, if it counts. I don't need to go to normal school to learn thing, and Nagisa-sensei's the person who's ever taught us. She made us, so she taught us what we needed to know. I found out most of the stuff about sex without her though. Still didn't tell me how they go, though.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Maa, I disappear for really long a few days, and the internet explodes. So what's all the hullaboo, now?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Just people and issues. I don't think I really understand the situation myself. Who are you anyway?

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Aah. Oh right, I'm Kakashi. Nice t'meetchu. Comm being okay to you?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm Shiro. Nice to meet you too. Yeah, the comm's being okay. It's a little crazy round here, but it's cool.

Don't suppose you've seen a group of people around led by the Demon King Ororon, have you? I'm kind of looking for them.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Sounds about right.

Eh? No, I don't believe so. Demon King?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Ororon's King of Hell, ruler over all devils, demons and monsters. He should be with a half-angel girl, an old woman, a human chick and a little catboy.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, I don't know about the 'half-angel' part, but we have members that fit the other three descriptions.

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

Well they say true love conquers all. ^^

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

And you are?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Why would you want someone's ears?