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[renjikins.livejournal.com]

I tried out this thing that Yunalesca set up. The results were interesting - I think I like this portion of my internet-mission. Although I'm not sure about the Reno part. I mean dude, you seem cool, but no.

Advent Children FFVII SEX: results slightly detailed by MyotisOblivionus
Name/Username:
Favorite Colour(S):
You had sex with:	Aeris
Where you did it:	Somewere completely dark.. A little cold too
In City/Town, ect.:	Forgotten Capital
Something they did:	Gave you oral while you were kneeling
Something else they did:	69 with you
Item involved:	Bacon tongs
Anyone else join in?	Reno
Something they did:	Bent you over a table/Desk and did you
Who dreampt erotic things about you:	Kadaj
Someone was spying! Did they tell anyone?	No

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... doesn't doing Reno count as masturbation for you?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

You really don't wanna get into this one with me, man...

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Because aren't you his alter-ego or ... nobody or something?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Wha? I'm certainly somebody.

Y'know, people ARE allowed to have similar hair.

Also, yours is blatantly a dye-job.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

My blonde hair? No. It's natural. It's just that I was very ill until lately.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

But it's blonde.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Hence dye-job. Simple.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I don't do threesomes, jo. It's the woman and me.

Nice luck on the Ancient with the ass draw, though. *smirk*

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Seems fair, man. I'm right there with you. Except I'm not, y'know?

And...yeah XD

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should be disturbed or what...but I did understand that.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't control what the poll says..

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Devil, you. *smirk*

Didn't you say she had a boyfriend?...We're like the same person, it's simply scary.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Oh? There someone you're liking?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Neh, just sounds like something I'd do in general. *smirk* Why? You have someone in mind?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

I'd steer clear of that Lulu. Frigid.

[flowergirl-love.livejournal.com]

...

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. kinda explicit.

Sorry 'bout that, babe.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

WTF RENJI. STOP HITTING ON MY SISTER.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

She's your WHAT?

Aw man, can I never be free of you?

Excuse me while I refer to a friend by a term of endearment, douchebag.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

She's my Onee-san. Keep away from her, or I swear I'll turn you into Miss Renji in one swift strike. No-one gets away with trying to sweet-talk her like that.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Y'know what? Fuck you, and fuck off. What I post in my journal has nothing to do with some grey-haired nancy-boy with an oedipus complex. If I wanna be polite to a girl or rude to a guy, that's my business. Not yours.

Get a freakin' life.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I've got a life, you sorry excuse for a shampoo advert. I love Kaa-san and Onee-san, and I've got every right to look out for them. After all, they're family.

[blizzaga-fury.livejournal.com]

Why does it say "MALE" on the quiz? I thought Aerith was a girl.


I am not frigid

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Uh, it doesn't? And Aeris IS a girl. Last I looked.