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[renjikins.livejournal.com]

I tried out this thing that Yunalesca set up. The results were interesting - I think I like this portion of my internet-mission. Although I'm not sure about the Reno part. I mean dude, you seem cool, but no.

Advent Children FFVII SEX: results slightly detailed by MyotisOblivionus
Name/Username:
Favorite Colour(S):
You had sex with:	Aeris
Where you did it:	Somewere completely dark.. A little cold too
In City/Town, ect.:	Forgotten Capital
Something they did:	Gave you oral while you were kneeling
Something else they did:	69 with you
Item involved:	Bacon tongs
Anyone else join in?	Reno
Something they did:	Bent you over a table/Desk and did you
Who dreampt erotic things about you:	Kadaj
Someone was spying! Did they tell anyone?	No

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

WTF RENJI. STOP HITTING ON MY SISTER.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

She's your WHAT?

Aw man, can I never be free of you?

Excuse me while I refer to a friend by a term of endearment, douchebag.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

She's my Onee-san. Keep away from her, or I swear I'll turn you into Miss Renji in one swift strike. No-one gets away with trying to sweet-talk her like that.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Y'know what? Fuck you, and fuck off. What I post in my journal has nothing to do with some grey-haired nancy-boy with an oedipus complex. If I wanna be polite to a girl or rude to a guy, that's my business. Not yours.

Get a freakin' life.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I've got a life, you sorry excuse for a shampoo advert. I love Kaa-san and Onee-san, and I've got every right to look out for them. After all, they're family.