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[renjikins.livejournal.com]

I tried out this thing that Yunalesca set up. The results were interesting - I think I like this portion of my internet-mission. Although I'm not sure about the Reno part. I mean dude, you seem cool, but no.

Advent Children FFVII SEX: results slightly detailed by MyotisOblivionus
Name/Username:
Favorite Colour(S):
You had sex with:	Aeris
Where you did it:	Somewere completely dark.. A little cold too
In City/Town, ect.:	Forgotten Capital
Something they did:	Gave you oral while you were kneeling
Something else they did:	69 with you
Item involved:	Bacon tongs
Anyone else join in?	Reno
Something they did:	Bent you over a table/Desk and did you
Who dreampt erotic things about you:	Kadaj
Someone was spying! Did they tell anyone?	No

Comments

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

In fact, he sort of can. He can't summon shit, but he turn into a squid. And he doesn't use a sickle, but this contraption, which I don't want to know about thnxverymuch.

Sephiroth is the guy's older brother. Just as obsessed with his mommy. Dude, I think they had a threesome...or should.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Ok. Stop.

First. A Squid?

Second. How many freaky brothers ARE there? That family is messed up, man.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Eh, four..I think. Messed up is certainly the right word for it.

Yes, squid. Giant squid with tentacles. Imagery, again 0.o. He took quite the horribly long amount of time to dispose of.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Daaamn. Freaks everywhere.