Hidan, you fuckfaced asstard son of a bitch, I'm going to catch you, disembowel you, and turn your sorry ass into a puppet. And I don't fucking care if your immortal, I'll make you into a puppet anyways, and then I'll BURN you. DO YOU HEAR ME, JACKASS?!

Kakuzu and Tobi, you motherfucking sneaks, this applies to you too. AND I WANT THAT CAMERA.

You all doubted us didn't you filth. Here, look at your precious Moscow reduced to rubble by us. We found this pathetic video from the rubble of a fallen building.

((IRL the video would be playing))

( IRL There would be no cut, but this is save for wordiness )


That was once Moscow, it's now a graveyard.



Rome is next.

Rufus is hiding in the house, waiting for someone to find him. Sighing from the basement he clicks some links from the main community.

"Oh shit." He whispers to himself, "The Father Ray isn't going to hit the right spot."

..........


...I'm still a bit groggy and...Confused from waking up to find my computer in a rather large hole where my eastern wall used to be. But I can kind of guess what happened, considering that the word 'Frek' was craved into the floor. Seventeen times.

....I don't know if any of you remember this. Because I don't. But I apologize for anything he, Chaos, more then likely said. Or, shouted illegibly, rather. I should probably explain..

....You see, Spring time is a 'Special' time of year for Chaos. To put it bluntly, he is in Heat. It doesn't usually happen so early, and I can usually control his mood swings. But due to....Recent events, the process has been sped up a tiny bit. Now that I know that it will be happening, I will be able to stop it before it gets too out of hand. He may, however, still come around every once in a while, so be forewarned.
Also, as he is brought out by my being angry, you may notice that I will be a little more irritable then usual.

This phase usually only lasts until he finds himself a mate, or until spring ends. In June.

Just so you know.

Where'd you get to, my little pirate-chan?

I found my special Materia, and I want to show you~~

Anyone know where he is....?

Whee, it was so much fun today! Even though I'm off the gymnastics team... I forgot to talk about that, huh? I know I told Mr. Teddy! I had to tell him because I had just pierced his ear and he said it hurt, and I hugged him and it was crazy! Crazy like the doctor who said I had ADHD. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm totally focused and

Oh that was funny! A kitty fell off the roof! I wonder if a pigeon chased him away... Ya know, my mom calls pigeons rats with wings, but I know rats DON'T have wings, because rats are rats and they crawl around and do all sorts of funny stuff! And if they did have wings it's be awesome because a LOT of cool things have wings. Like chicken! But not Buffalo. Buffalos don't have wings AT ALL unless they're Photoshopped. but Photoshop confuses me because there are SO MANY BUTTONS. Speaking of buttons, my new shirt has buttons. I should take a picture and show you because they're star shaped and all crazy!

... What was I saying? Oh yeah! My name is Chloe Winsdale, and I LOVE METAL SANTA~! They may be mainstream, but that's ok, because their song, Skullfuck A Nun, rocks! I even named my journal after it! See?

Wow, so is this a community for anime and manga characters to bitch at each other? That's really weird, but whatever. Despite this, I see a few familiar names on the members list, so I would like to express a few things. I'll go in order.

( Not Cut IC At All )


With that being said, who are the rest of you? Some of you seem familiar and everything, but I stopped reading the ads forever ago. Name’s Sakata Gintoki.