... Hopefully, all of that ridiculous 'family' business is over. It was but another event that wasted precious time. Although the irony of it all is that the only remaining true relative I have is my little brother. 

Sorry I haven't been hanging around the comm much lately. I've been trying to relax and enjoy my summer vacation (emphasis on the word try).

So, it looks like a lot of new people have joined up since I last visited. I guess I should introduce myself to the newcomers. Hello, I'm Peter Parker. I'm a physics major at Colombia University in Manhattan. I take pictures of Spider-Man for The Daily Bugle and I'm also a freelance photographer.

Since I still have a few weeks left of vacation, I need some ideas on what to do. What kind of things do you guys do for enjoyment during summer break?

...well, that was... quite the introduction to this little community. I wish I could justify going for a ride right now. Taking my bike out would do wonders, but... well, I can't, so I am just going to have to deal with it.

I should introduce myself properly. You may call me Big Mama. I have my secrets to keep as much as anyone else does, but there should be plenty I can share as well. Don't be shy with me, hmm?

( Locked to Raiden )

Bunch of fucking morons.

Which one of you assholes keeps taking my money? Besides Hidan.

Aw, geeze. THIS virus again?

The last few days were... special. I do suppose a more significant word could be used to describe them but, we all know what happened.

For some reason I'm having a faint memory lapse. I do believe I had a spouse of some sort? I can't recall exactly who it was though. I remember that he was a drunk fanatic and I was responding very inappropriately to the situation. For the record, it was indeed a virus. I would for one, would never be such a submissive and compassionate mother. I have no interest in scheduling festivities with Konoha, though I wouldn't mind Sasuke-san stopping by sometime.

Kabuto, you are no longer to sleep in my quarters. I am ordering you to go back to your own. The "botanical garden" is a mess. I believe some of those "screaming tomatoes" escaped. I expect them to be retrieved within the next few days or there will be punishment.

While Otogakure is nearly finished in regards to it being rebuilt... this so-called-"virus" left a rather large dent in things.

Ah yes, and Kimimaro? We were never in a relationship. I will continue to use you as I see fit, but whatever the case, you are a "soldier" of mine and our relationship is platonic, if even that.

That is all for now.

I stand by my previous assessment. Until your friend (who thinks she's your wife... sort of) tries to force you into having... intimate relations with her and her boyfriend (who thinks he's married to the both of you), you have no right to complain about how "awful" this last virus was.

Also, to anyone who I might have told that I am not a princess: you are to ignore that.

Never again will we mention those past few days.

Ever.

God that was disturbing....

...it happened again...

Are they trying to say something?

[ strikeout = said aloud ]

My head fucking hurts.





What

the..


Fuuck.

I am...

...three-fifthss of the way through a pitcher of STrawberry Velvets, been keeping it in the freezer and going back in when my glass runs low.

Big decision ahead of me, after all. But. Can't take it too seriouis. Brandy and ice cream and strawberries? Deeeeeeefinitely helping.



SO TELL ME, DRAMADRAMADUCKLINGS: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?






By the way, Jordan? I really did wanna go back to Alwas. Now would be nice.....

((Yes, tipsypost. Feel free to comment and WTF in her general direction if you need the activity... though she won't reply until tomorrow. I've got a metric ton of some tagging to do with Jeremie tonight, and IC Eva's gonna be a little busy until then. Just a bit.))

For once, I can say I'm excited. This is bound to be extremely interesting.

I want to see if this pizza truly meets my expectations. The contraption they're using certainly looks large enough...but what about the flavor?

[LOCKED TO LELOUCH]

Did you really expect me to stay home and not join in on the fun? Careful now... I might just get the impression you care. ♥~ Oh and thank you for the Tabasco sauce.

[/LOCKED]

I'm sorry it has taken me so long to say this to everyone, I sort of became distracted after my rescue.

As I was saying... Thank you. To everyone who has helped us. It means more to me than you know to know that there are people on here I can trust. If there is ever anything I can do to repay any of you, please let me know. I would be more than happy to help. Even if it is something as simple as a worldhop, please let me know!

[Private]
Also... That virus... It has to be one of the best one's I've ever been affected by. Having a family again... it felt nice.
[/Private]



I would also like to add one more thing~!

I'm in love with the most amazing man ever!


That's all~!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Never. Never. Allen, go get your Master a lot of liquor so that he can forget that he had a son and to get rid of is concussion that she gave me.

And brat, watch that and shut up about your small breasts.

I require the services of a worldhopper. You will receive payment.

[Locked to Gaara]
Gaara of the Desert. If you reveal my recent behaviour to anyone, there will be consequences. I will not permit even that temporary weakness to be publicly known.

((Mewtwo wants to send a Pokemon under his control to Grey's world. There will be problems, and eventually he'll decide to go himself. Any takers?))

...Never go to bonfires.

They are bad for your health.

[private/hackable]

I thought he...How could have Brody did that? I don't know how I could have...ugh. [/private]

((Uh...remembered Hiro's post so I'm moving Claire through her canon.))

Well, an entire week doing nothing but sitting at home is really boring, so I need a little bit of adventure to help me clear my head.

I need a worldhop to Andalasia. You know, where Nancy-san lives? I can provide payment if necessary, but I'm really poor. Although if you really want something in return, I'm sure we can work something out.