Does anyone know how to build a nuclear shelter? Please tell me someone around here can, we're all going to die here otherwise.

What does drama have to do with ducks? What a weird name for a forum.

Right!

I'm the beautiful and talented Asuka Langley Soryu! I'm the Second Child, so maybe a few of you have heard of me.

THAT LADY DIDN'T NEED TO HIT ME!!!

I mean, sure, I did snuggle up to her lap and got comfortable, but if I'd known I'd turn back while I was there, I wouldn't have considered it. Honest!

...

Why am I still in this state?

Who is responsible for this atrocity?

... this place is really special, you all know this right? Though, I wonder if I would have turned human for this little one? That would have sucked for me.

Anyway! How does one tell their partner that they may or may not have thrown their motorcycle into a demon bar to in an attempt to kill a target? It sucks for him, because there is no way in hell I'm buying him a new one.

[sound of heavy breathing; the voice is strained and weak]

... I believe that I may be in need of... assistance. The virus... it's worn off now, however... that woman. The hunter. The one with "guns" and "bullets"...

If anyone takes advantage of this time of... momentary weakness, I can assure you...

[Pause, breathing becomes more labored]

... Swiftly punished. Father will...

... Worldhop. Doctor.

[End transmission.]

OOC: Eboshi totes shot her. D:

So looks like this Azula chick has been shot. I've volunteered to hop here wherever she needs to go, but we need a doctor to treat her. I've dealt with various wounds myself, but unfortunatly gunwounds are not one of them so I won't be a great help. So, anyone?

Well, it seems I am back to normal. I don't suppose I could trouble someone for a ride back to my home world? Andalasia is nice, but I am needed in the Pokemon realm.

Hm? What's all this?

[Yells behind him]

Oi, May. Dizzy. Did someone leave this thing on and forget about it? We have to conserve power until we reach Zepp, you know. Have some common sense!

I swear, we're going to splash right down in the ocean, one day. Those girls and their games. I don't know wh--What's that? Seems like a lot of people are communicating, here.

Oi, who are you all? How did you get this signal?

So I come back from givin' Adolf a big ol' wedgie to people actin like even bigger punks. GODDAMN!!!!!!!

Crazzyasses all tryin to get killed nowadays.

Tell me this: why would you drive your car all up on a train track.... with a train on it? Fool.

I got myself a damn headache right now so all yall bitches stop saying you're kittens and dinosaurs and shit. Stop talking. I mean it.

Tch, I have returned to normal. There is no hex that can withstand my power.

Would you still like to kick me across the desert, Nabooru? I have no qualms with meeting you there if you would.

General, you didn't mark your territory all over my body. I would have easily complied. With that said, I regret nothing. The newer exorcists needed the induction to the madness; that said.

Oi, Allen. You have a student- where the hell Hoot Hoot boy is, that's who you're training to be a new exorcist. There's no way I'm taking on another student, the first one was a moron and this one will be too. However, for further clarification, his name is Cloud, but he's not female, good looking and a General. His name is Hoot Hoot- address him as such.

I know they're similar but:

( not cut ic )

[locked to Komui]

How locked does the good inspector have you? This is a special case, Innocence that radiates within the conformer. It's just as taxing as a parasitic type, but there's something ... inside. I want to keep him closer so that I can do sample testing.

[/locked]

Speaking of ... Where's that kid who had won the prize of being my volunteer?

[the camera clicks on, focuses on a messy apartment. After a moment Bass comes into view, grinning]

Hey there, crazies. All of you recovering from the latest virus? Good, good.

[He stroked his chin, looking somewhere offscreen in thought]

See, I didn't come off it so well. I got humiliated, and almost eaten, and I'm not letting the culprit off the hook. So...

[Stepping back, you can now see he's holding something behind his back]

Kaito Kuroba? I expect compensation, or else this--

[He holds up a large poster, easily three feet long]

--gets plastered everywhere in your world, and digital copies get sent to EVERYBODY's inboxes. Oh, after adding a "Kaito and Aoko" caption I guess, with due number of hearts. And glitter.

[He rolls up the "photo" and smirks slightly]

Bunny bites, doesn't he Kaito? No offense to Aoko, but some things you just don't mess with. [Bass snickers and smirks, grinning] By the way Kaito-chan, you might wanna look outside...

[The video shuts off]


((Not my art, linked the original page so the original artist gets full credit; ICly here, consider it to be a Photoshopped photograph. And as for Bass' parting words to Kaito there... Let's just say Part A of his plan may have already started...))

So it is over then, for the most part at least.

A pity, these viruses never cease to fascinate and amuse.

You all seem quite embarrassed and angry, however. I suppose that comes from being under the power of something you cannot control.

[Locked to the Hueco Mundo peeps, unhackable]

We shall have to study this phenomenon more closely. I should like to find out if this power is at all capable of being harnessed... in which case it would be quite useful indeed.

You know, being a puppy was a lot of fun! Antoinette was really confused at first and Shima thought I'd run away from home because she couldn't find me anywhere, but I got to make lots of new friends in the end!

You're all welcome to visit and play games any time! Although they'll be human games and not puppy games because chasing things isn't as fun when you're not a dog.

Attention, multiverse!

7th Heaven has just opened its newest addition. We now function as a bar and inn, so if you need a place to stay on your visit to Gaia, give me a call.

That said, I still need help painting the new rooms. Anyone? Payment for services will be paid in food~♥

... One doesn't know the importance of being able to speak with proper grammar until the ability is taken away.

...

I would also would like to say that, Azula, I do not like you biting my neck. Stop that.

...

For the rest of you, I found something that might improve your tastes some. Whatever, listen, don't. I don't care.

( Not cut IC, youtube video )

... I hate birds I've decided. I will never keep one as a pet... I won't even be within a twenty foot radius of one anymore.

Anyone who mentions this ever again will sorely regret, I promise you that.


Now... can someone take me back home? I've spent more than enough time away as it is.

Oh my, it is so nice to be back to normal. I cooked a special meal to celebrate. :-)



It was interesting to be a sparrow, but I much prefer my original body. Oh, you poor dears, Shampoo-chan and Mouse-kun. It must be so hard to change arbitrarily.

Is everyone back to normal now?

Naa...guess this means m' back t' normal now. Shame, though. Was gettin' used t' th' feelin' o' havin' them ears an' th' fluffy tail.

Ain' heard from Aizen-san lately. Must mean he's off worryin' 'imself with real important things. Guess I'll know whene'er he sees fit t' share. Not that I mind or nothin'~ Jus' means I get more time t' spend lookin' round on th' computer.

Which reminds me...~ Found somethin' awful int'restin' earlier. Anyone know th' story behind 'em? Sure does remind me o' someone...

It's good to see everyone, or at least most of you, back to your normals selves - for the time being, that is. One cannot help but wonder whether or not a vaccine could be created against these forces, if it is possible to develop a magical immunity within humans. I could do more research on that but I'm afraid I'm busy with an even bigger project at the moment...

But imagine, for a minute, that you have rescued your father, have stripped power from the Russian mafia with a simple disappearing money act, only have two weeks left of little supervision - I believe most would call it "summer break" - and must step down by then to let someone else take charge. There is little to do but help Father get a head-start. Fowl Enterprises will commence shortly, for all the business-types out there who desire all things more difficult to get. Nothing is too far from our grasp, I assure you.

Ah, and Mr. President Rufus, your funds have been securely returned. Your assistance has caused quite a stir in Moscow.

And...Miss Freyja. A word, if you have the time...?

Good to be my Cybertronian self again!