Has anyone seen breakhisknees lately?

My days have become far less annoying, and I've suddenly realized why. Really, Cross Marion, have you become so lazy that you can no longer even use the Internet? You've surpassed yourself.

[[ A Crackling sound occurs along with the fixation of a camera before the feed settles down enough that you can hear the chatter of a large crowd of people.]

Inauguration Speech

 

[[As the applause fades out, the feed cuts off abruptly, as the video switches to a different news matter and then fades out as well.]]
 

 

( Transcript for anyone whom does not have sound )

((ooc: To clear up any confusion, I made the recording <3))

*the voice is only faintly heard, as if the person was speaking while far away from the microphone*

Hello, fellow ducks! I am Mousse, and I came across this community in an attempt to find others who have fallen into Yazuniichuan such as I have. I am hoping that many of you can give me advice as to dealing with my curse, and possibly help me win the heart of my darling Shampoo!

I'll be awaiting your replies, and I hope to meet with some of you to further my personal training.

Uh, hello Drama Drama Duck. So I understand someone was talking about some kind of regulations, or laws concerning different worlds and how to handle things when traveling from one to the other. There were apparently a bunch of kidnappings recently.

Shouldn't there be some kind of court and law system to handle cases like this, just because the kidnapped have been rescued doesn't mean those responsible wont continue. They should be punished in some way!

So, I was looking through the attic the other day and you'll NEVER guess what I found! Mom's diary, oh my gosh, it's hilarious. Here, here, listen to this;

Sparda's the one, I know he is! I've never felt like this before.

( cut OOC for length of lyrics )

[Have a Cuddy in a white coat, walking through the doors- doing all of this in the Hospital]

( People waking up to say ~ Bonjour! )

[ooc; it cuts out before Gaston!]

[musical virus'd!Sparda is go. He is quietly looking over a picture, head bowed]

No more carefree laughter
Silence ever after
Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes
Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye.

[he sighs, setting the frame aside]

I wish to go the festival, the king's festival. I wish.

Wow, they really weren't kidding about the "drama", were they? But, really, do all of you need to be singing about your woes? And, on the internet?

At least get voice lessons or something prior to thinking that's a good idea. Please.

Even if living in the forest can be rather dull at times, at least it has its perks. If people are the same as Aunt Rin, Archer, and Issei then I would rather stick with the friend I've already made.

Oh, and by the way dears, whether you intended for it or not, I can still hear you talking behind my back. It's getting rather annoying, so I suggest you either tell me outright or stop.

[Voice comes on and the first thing you can hear are stifled sobs and exaggerated blows into a tissue. Finally, a voice.]

O-Oh, Warner...Why did it have to...-Tissue dab at eye.] come to this--! [Another choked sob.] Oh, Warner...! Can't you see...?! O-Oh...

[A few more hiccups follow, before it goes suddenly quiet.]

Is that...Wait a minute...! [Her voice is stronger now.] This is the kind of girl Warner wants! Someone serious, someone...lawyerly! Someone who wears black when nobodies dead~!

[She jumps up, the chair falling behind her.] I know what I must do now! Oh, Warner~!

[And yes. She has broke out into song.]

( Lawschool is for BORING, UGLY, SERIOUS people~! )

((Here is the song of what she's singing /: ))

Maaaaaan, it took me forever to get this lamp hooked up to modern magical technology! 'Least I won't be bored now. It gets lonely here in this lamp... all cramped up in one tiny space... no friends to talk to and no food to eat.

But I'll spare you all the sob story and get down to business~! You are talking to the one... the only... Genie of the Lamp! Three rubs, three wishes, it's as simple as that! All you gotta do is brave the horrors of the Cave of Wonders and not die in the process, as if anyone could actually do that.

'Course there are rules to these wishes and all so you can't take advantage of my phenomenal cosmic powers~! Couldn't have anyone abusing my wishes or anything.

Anybody? Anybody? Take me up on my offer? Help a genie out? I'll sing you a song!

((No song yet since his first one with "You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me" with Dark. And he looks just like Kaitou Kid in all his icons, just... more glowy and sparkly?))

Once, a long time ago there was a barber who lived with his wife and she was beautiful. He was naive.

It grows late and there are shadows everywhere in the streets. It's quite wearisome now....

I could continue the story if only I had tme.

I am looking for an individual with certain qualities. A worthy individual, with pluck and stamina, and a certain... je ne sais quoi. One might describe him or her as a 'diamond in the rough'.

If you wish to try out for this position, please contact me immediately. I have a small, almost inconsequential task for you. The reward will be more gold than you can possibly spend in a thousand lifetimes.

I know it may seem as if this offer is too good to be true, but you see I have no need for the gold myself, and there is a small item that I need fetched rather urgently. I have pulled a muscle in my back otherwise I would get it myself, you see.

I have a very important question for all of you.

Blue or red?

*The sound of a band made up of a horn, drum and some brass instruments, is heard in the background. A female voice begins to sing the following in a decent second-soprano*

To the meadows, where the sun shines
Out of the darkness
And the cold.
And the pain and shame in which you wallow.
Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more.
If you're a sinner and you pray no more
Follow, follow, the fold.

Ladies and Gentlemen- This world is filled with gamblers, drinkers and sinner. The Save a Soul Mission is here to help you. Our small mission overs help to anyone who wants to return to a purer life. We know you don't want to be told how un-happy you are! We can keep you happy- help you to keep that hard earned money; to not waste it ins gambling dens or bookie joints.

Come to the Save A Soul Mission- we will be having a prayer meeting in a few days!

(Guys and Dolls, this is April playing Miss Sarah Brown

Edited: put in part of the actual speech from the movie x3)

I can't believe it. For sixteen years - sixteen years - those idiots were searching for her, all right. Searching all the cradles.

CRADLES.

For sixteen years.

The idiots. Fools. IMBECILES.

Ugh. She's out there somewhere. Today marks her sixteenth birthday. I've sent my pet out to search for her; he is the last one I can depend on.

[So Hojo = Maleficent. And his goons? The Turks and SOLDIER. :3]

Aloha, duckworld. Kickass Crews Corps. coming at you with a once in a lifetime opportunity, people! You can now pre-pre-order an Awesome X action figure! That's right, figures of awesome! These things are going to fly off the shelves so fast, we won't have time to even put them near shelves. We're talking sun exploding awesome. There will probably be mass murder once these things are gone, just so people can steal them from corpses. I recommend getting them now. And hoarding them.

According to Stan the dream Hitler, I have to inform you they have lead paint or something. But that means they should be bullet-proof or something.

[ooc: Feel free to point out that this is Awesome X's account. He did not think this through.]

Alright! Why're people singing and dancing and cavorting about more than usual?

No one wanted to join my all skeletal/or not, Annie musical, why the change of heart? Judases!