I know pretty much none of you will have any idea what I'm talking about, but I just had to get this out somewhere.

Cadmus is such a damn pain.

I mean, I understand why it exists, and the point is... a good point, but honestly. This is getting old.

...and I've got a sinking feeling it's only going to get worse.





((OOC: For those of you who know Justice League Unlimited at all, yes, this is Flash starting to move forward in plot. 8D ))

Everyone stay away from Charles, he has this disease called monogamy. It's highly infectious, I think I need to be quarantined away from him with a bottle of prescription drugs and good bottle of scotch to help me with this sleeplessness that is a symptoms:

These include:

➝ Sleeplessness
➝ Watching Lifetime sober
➝ Watching Hallmark while you're not stoned
➝ Digestive issues, mainly this disgusting fluttering feeling
➝ Not tapping hot pieces of Harajuku twin ass.

If you do happen to contract this, contact Doctor Cuddy. If Tony or Bruce doesn't tap that ass before I do, I can't be held responsible for taking the opportunity. But I won't, dammit.

I've... fallen ill. Excuse me for disappearing as of late, but I was holed up for quite a bit.

And that is the story I'm going to stick with.

Son of a b***h.

Not again. I hate these damn viruses.

Alright people, and non-people things, I have a very important question for those of you with a game called "Mortal Kombat" on your world. Is there a Johnny Cage in the game? And if so, did they make me as handsome as I should be?

I only ask because I think my agent is stealing any inter-dimensional profits I may have coming to me.

I'm looking for someone named Kir. Does anyone have any information?

What do you think, duckies?

Good or Evil, and why. If you had to choose.

And do you believe in somethin' other then those two?


^{(All replies anons and Gods are free to know its Jack just lock comments :3)}

We all need to stick together, don't we? Whether you're a playboy hotel heir or you're the talk of town socialite reborn, we all have things that make people think of us. Gossip Girl wants to know what makes people think of you. It's so simple:

1. Post your username
2. People post 5 things that remind them of you
3. You write about those five things

Give me something good.