Sup, babes? Long time no see! For you all that have never been graced by my presence, the name is Trish. I look forward to getting to talk with all of you ~ ♥

Hey, Tyki!

These Akuma things... seems like Shito and I can handle them. Our ectoplasm weapons work on them, and it sure as hell looks like our ritual for forcing souls to pass on is sending them where they belong. There are other hunters in our world who can take care of the ones here, so if you need a hand somewhere else, just give us a lift.

Ok everyone! I hope you're ready because tomorrow I'm going to have a big birthday bash! And only a week late.

And I'll be having a baby shower at the same time, so you can bring lots of stuff to welcome little Figaro into the world. In case anyone is curious, I'm 32 weeks pregnant today. That means he'll be here before you know it. Matthias isn't on formula anymore, and his diapers would be far too big for a newborn, so I need lots of stuff for the new baby.

[Locked from people Maraich doesn't like.]
And if anyone knows a trustworthy doctor with some modern technology who could take the baby out that'd be nice, too. I want someone from a world where doing c-sections is common. I don't feel very comfortable with someone who "might" be able to do it. It shouldn't be any harder to cut into me than it would be to cut into anyone else.
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EDIT: And no Yuan, you can't be anti-social. You're coming, too.
For those of you who don't know, apparently my birthday is Valentine's Day. Which may or may not be true depending on if the community is a big fat liar, but it's the closest I've ever come to having a birthday date, so I'll take it.

((I wasn't really planning on doing a RL unless people want to.))

For those of you who have complained about viruses I've made a stunning revelation.

This community is a virus.

I'm not kidding. Someone get this damn thing off my computer. I've deleted it over two dozen times now and it keeps coming back.

[The camera wobbles a bit and then stills, and a small black rabbit hops into view. If a rabbit can look determined and angry, then this rabbit certainly does.]

[One by one, the rabbit uses its nose and paws to hold up several flash cards in front of the camera, written in a wobbly script]

Card 1: This is Tyki

Card 2: Akako is a bitch

Card 3: If you have an akuma problem

Card 4: I can't help you

Card 5: Cross or Chika and his friend can help

Card 6: Maybe others too

Card 7: Sorry. Live with it.

[Just as he shows the last card, the rabbit turns suddenly and his ears go back with fright. A gigantic black panther - otherwise known as Dark Nation - pads into the room, grabs the rabbit by the scruff of the neck and pads out again with Tyki in her jaws. As Dark Nation turns, her tail hits the camera and it falls over, turning off and showing static for a moment before the video ends]

((OOC: Oh yeah, I should have mentioned that Tyki won't be responding since...yanno...he's a bunny rabbit and just got kidnapped by Rufus))

Hey, kids. Geez, I have to run off to a meeting in London with the UNIT heads, and suddenly all hell breaks loose here. I've been warned about these virus things, but I've yet to actually experience one. Should I consider myself lucky? From what I've heard, they're to be avoided at all costs. What did this last one entail? I've heard it was something about love, but that's all I've gotten.

...alright. I have a question for you guys, and it's not exactly the happiest of topics. Have any of you ever lost any family members or teammates or friends or really just anyone that's close to you? How did you deal with it? I have a friend that's having a harder time with coping with a loss than I knew at first, and I'm really not sure what to do about it. This friend has been through a lot, you know? I just really want to do something to help. This really isn't my field of expertise, though. I'm much more of a "grin and bear it" kinda guy, right? I'm not sure how I can help out, but this person means a lot to me, so I'm open to suggestions.

Hi! Can Prowl, Impulsor and me get a worldhop to Jetfire's world? I have to fix him. ^^

Well, I might as well get this over and done with, huh?

Most of you may already know that I'm a part of AA and I'm going through the 12 steps and well, one of them is to make amends.

So... I'm at the amends stage and well - to anyone here that I've pissed off, offended, or you know been an asshole to......

I... Apologize....

((oc: oh c'mon, all of you know this will NOT last long at all xDD, or even go over that well... Or work xP ))

I am aware there are several members here that are in the healing profession.

...

I am in need of some medical advice.

You know, they say that being an aide to a celebrity makes you a celebrity yourself? They're lying. In fact, it's a cruel science experiment to it seem that time is slowing at an exponential rate in respect to your patience as you sit there and say "Look, Topher Grace, if you make one more That 70's Show trivia does not make it a bluff now play the damn card" - that, my friends,  is an anomaly that escaped Einstein - till now. One day, I'll use this power to steal Ancient Inca Matrimonial Headgear and not get caught for good or evil. Depends on what's in.

Anyway, long winded monologues aside, I'm Rusty Ryan.

Ducks? Honestly? How is that even close to resembling relevant much less actually being relevant? But it does count as a social network...and then Mrs. Perky would drop the punishment for the Bobby Ridgeway thing...

I'm Katarina Stratford. I'm forced to be here for the sake of my easy admittance into Sarah Lawrence. I am not going to talk to any of you more than I have to, and never about your social lives or the chick you banged over the weekend or whatever it is that the unwashed masses of brainwashed miscreants do in their spare time. I don't care. Try not to leak your extra 21st chromosome onto me through the internet.

[[OOC EDIT: 'x' Aaaaand this is the point where Kat steps away from the computer in a frustrated manner. IC reasoning being that you're giving her a headache with your ridiculously cliche and conformed ideas of politeness and social skills. So...pleasedon'ttakethelackoftagspersonally 'x']]