The coronation is tomorrow.

I'm not nervous at all, but I am on edge. If the events of the past few weeks had never happened I wouldn't give Father's actions a second thought, but now I can't help but scrutinize what he does and says, looking for double meanings or hidden motives. Part of me knows that thinking this way just hinders any progress we could make together, but another part of me knows that falling into a trap of his could be a fatal mistake.

... I don't want him to be planning anything. This day is supposed to be perfect, and he's supposed to be behind me one hundred percent-- the way he always has been.

Why am I writing this? It's none of their business. I should just delete it; I shouldn't click on submi--

It's a lovely day, isn't it? I've always enjoyed spring for this reason - especially when I used to go to the family house in Niebelheim before it got burned down. As I might be informed by random tourists in Venice, some of you just finished your spring holidays, correct?


I wonder if everyone is enjoying their spring?

[ooc; 8) he's affected, but he will attempt to use this post as a reason to pick everyone's brain. COME ONE, COME ALL?]

I'd ask what the ducks're about, but that's kind of pointless. No one's answered in the earlier posts and it doesn't look like this site is for anything t'all. I should show this to my gang. There's aliens an' stuff here!

I'm Adam. I don't think the teacher will get mad again if she catches me. S'not not like I can work on my report if this is the only page that'll load, right?

Maybe I'm worrying for nothing, but- ...

First Jill dying, then people not remembering anything...it's getting to the point where I'm thinking that God hates me or something. She didn't even remember us going out with Dark and Rufus... Add to the fact that I know something's not right, and it's a recipe for disaster.

Why does everything have to be so goddamn complicated.

Wait a minute, this is supposed to be on my journal, why is it going onto the comm-

Today would probably be the best day to play that stupid loaded questions game but that's just a passing thought-- what I'm really here to say is that I hate you all. Not really, but I really want to say it. Most of you. See, that's not a lie. (It's more of a forced loathing-- goddamnit)

I refuse to respond to anything. I'll want to-- fuck. Just shut up. Don't post today. Believe me.

Tell me, community;

What is the one thing you want most in the world?

Personally, I want the Twilight gone, and Hyrule restored to its former beauty. That is no secret.



((Bad timing, Zelda, really. Inspired by all the wishes gone wrong by Delirium, but Zelda has been busy and couldn't post til now. Enjoy. :D))

... so, uh, apparently, I died. Cool. I'm told everything's taken care of, though, which... I'm not gonna lie, I thought it'd never be over. It kinda felt like that sometimes, yknow?

... Blue, eMMM. Good job. eMMM... I'm glad to know you're okay. Thanks for takin' care of him, Blue. Sorry I kinda left you guys short-handed during the fight.

So what'd I miss besides, yknow, my world being saved and all the evil being destroyed? Did you guys miss me?

ETA: What, seriously? I'm dead for, what, a couple of days, and we get a bunch of new people around here? Geez. Anyways, what's up, new faces. You can call me Rain.



((Ta-daaa! Rain is back in action. He doesn't actually remember anything that happened after Kite backed up his data, which was before speaking with Blue and Him the second time, so he never went through the whole "MY SON WOE" thing and doesn't even know how he died. Kite filled him in on the general details, but yeah. He's acting a lot calmer than he actually is; well, that, and events like that take a little while to kinda sink in.))

Shit.

Shit.

I'm out today, folks. Busy. Things to do. People to avoid. I need to go make soup.

Not really, Alfred cooks. I just watch and learn via stalking, like most everything.

...Shit.

Okay, leaving now.

So, I'm guessing this is what people were talking about when they said there were viruses?

And I'm also assuming that no one here has a way to stop said virus?  No, of course not.

...What the hell is the matter with you people?

First of all, it's absurd that you rely so heavily on lying to people; secondly, what's stopping you from keeping it up? Last I checked, even after reorienting to the proper year, Lent's been over for a few days now.

E-everyone is telling their s-secrets it seems. E-even if they don't want to. How scary...if they learned my shameful secret, t-they wouldn't like me anymore. I-I know it.

N-no! Why am I typing this?!

S-stop!

((ooc: the liar flower is not actually affected 8D))

So what amusing virus are we all affected with today? The 'I can't tell a lie' virus? The 'spontaneously pour our hearts out to the community against our better judgment' virus? The 'it's time to spill our secrets to everyone' virus? Heh.

C'mon batshit insane community, help me come up with a good name for this one! Or tell me your secrets, promise I'll keep them~ I am a magician, after all. Secrets are my specialty! There's no way I'd tell you all that most of my tricks involve slipping cards and other assorted items up my sleeves for easy access!

...

Whoops.

((He is so not affected, he's just pretending, totally anticipating that a certain blond detective will ask him if he's Kaitou Kid or not >>))

For the duration of this current virus, all those individuals who are Setsuna F. Seiei, Lockon Stratos, Allelujah Haptism and Tieria Erde and those connected to them directly, are asked to refrain from posting for security purposes.

This also goes for those connected to Nena and Michael Trinity.

You'd think by now I'd have seen just about everything, right? Being a devil hunter and actually vising Hell and coming back always does that to you, y'know? Kinda makes things a bit dull in comparison.

( Ignore the OOC cut, I don't want to stretch the page. AKA YOU SEE NOTHING. )

Shit, where the fuck did all that come from? And wait, why does the Post to section say I'm posting to the communi-

You're all idiots. But at least this time, it's funny as hell. Heaven fucking forbid you have to share something personal with strangers.

Not that I would be any better if you people found out about my stuffed bear that I still keep with--

....shit

Wow, everybody seems to be losing it around here. Is the community causing it? As long as it's not the other mother I think I'm safe.

Wait, why did I just type that? She's locked away, she can't do anything to-

Oh, god.

((OOC: And now you all know her big secret. Feel free to ask personal questions about it!))

[there's a little boy perched on a metal chair, peering at the camera in excitement; behind him is the classic sort of scientific laboratory that you can see the edges of]

[he's grinning like nothing else]

Hey, community, I have a question! Does any one know anything about robotics? Mom started talking about it today and I'm curious!

[if one looks closely, you can see something yellow in the background; a yellow and black metallic foot that looks out of place]

((So~ a) Ys is pretending to be affected and b) has kidnapped Prowl. Have at it, guys!))

Well then, little humans, I figured that I should just let this all out in the open. Just to see your reactions. For a being as old as I am, playing with people is one of the true pleasures I gain out of my eternal life.

I am no god, but even they should fear me. I can do things that not even they do. All boundaries and borders are open to me. I don't need to read your minds when I can just manipulate the border of time and space and watch you as you type the words on the screen. Speaking of gods, Eris? If you can read this, let me tell you here can only be one being that causes random wackiness just for the heck of it.

I have actually been sleeping less since I've found about this place. Interacting with people from across the multiverse without even leaving my room is a pleasure I have never experienced. I only sleep you see, when there's nothing to do that's not fun. And this is very fun.

I'm less surprised by the viruses, and more surprised by the relationships here. I'm rather interested in why Rena was suddenly adopted, and how Rider fell in love with a human. I could find out for myself, but its so tiresome. Oh and Rider? I'm happy you found happiness. Really I am. But your world sucks. The complicated rules it places on itself might as well be an invitation for me to come in and get busy.

If I wanted to, I could destroy your worlds as you know them. I can just break the barriers between and make them all flow into each other in a giant mess. I would do it, if it wasn't so much work.

Minatsuki Takami, I've become very fascinated with you. I want to make you mine.

My shikigami Ran has inappropriate feelings for her shikigami Chen. Granted Chen has been alive for at least a century, but its still rather disconcerting to see.

I wish Reimu was here. I'd love to see her face. She could probably kick all your butts though.

My borders protect me from being infected by viruses. Meaning I'm not infected by a virus.

Did I just blow your mind?

[OOC: Is she lying or is she not? You decide! If there's anything inappropriate, I'll edit this.]

I underestimated the number of mules of Latin America.  You'd think that the towns guerrilla groups work with would have something a bit more modern.  More trucks or cars.  It's all people on foot and go-carts.  Makes me wish my motorcycle could take the terrain.  It's times like this when I almost miss that horse.  We had good times at Waterloo....but it can't go 140 on a highway and cause $1, 400 of property damage.  Thank God we got our bikes in the 50s.


....I certainly didn't mean to write that.


And now it won't delete.  Don't tell me you mortals managed to make this community even more unstable.