30 November 2009 @ 12:31 am
[Videopost.]  
[Hello there DDD, what we have today? Oh it's a giant black dragon looking pissed. When the dragon talks the voice is low and deep, but feminine.]

I'm hungry and instincts are kicking in. [The dragon smiles, it's kind of scary.] Tell me community, who's a virgin here? [Is she serious, is she joking? talk to her and discover.]
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 05:44 am
foreward dated to noonish-Monday  
Ah, Community. I seem to have ended up in a tight spot.

What started out as mundane case took a turn for the worst. Ojisan, Ran, and I were to meet a client at the department store today, The client in question had been receiving red, long sleeved shirts from an unknown sender. The client's goal was to find who has been sending these shirts.

While Ran, Ojisan, and I were about to leave we spotted a suspicious looking gift sack. Before we could examine it a man looking rather nervous came out and told us that it was most likely a bomb, he then proceeded to unbutton his shirt to reveal a bomb had been strapped to him. He claims that he was knocked out and then woke up with the bomb taped to him and a bag containing 13 red shirts was left with him. According to him, the sender of those shirts is on same floor we are now trapped on.

As for the shirts; They're wrinkled and have strong creases odd places, with each one is a receipt that's been torn. It was torn for a reason and I was wondering if anyone would possibly have any ideas as to why.

It goes without saying that time is of the essence.

Thank you for your help,
-Edogawa Conan.


((ooc: So this is a canon move :D ...there will be flist spam because this chapter all happens in a day!))
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
Karen Minazuki/Cure Aqua
30 November 2009 @ 07:24 am
 
I'd like to apologize to anyone I made uncomfortable by speaking to them in the past week. For those of you who didn't know me before, I don't normally flirt with everyone.
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 08:19 am
[voice] Hopping on the apology train~  
[A clearing of her throat. Slight and politely as always.]

H-hello, everyone. I... believe I have been acting strangely for the past week or so...

If I have said or done anything to offend or been unnecessarily rude in this past week, I ask that you forgive me. You do not have to, but I would greatly appreciate it.

Artemis, I am sorry for teasing you...

And Hikaru-san... I am so very, very sorry.
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 08:27 am
[Voice Post]  
What the hell was up with this place recently? These strange demons appeared here all of a sudden, but I ain't seeing them anymore. There seemed to be a bunch of random animals wandering around, too.
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 10:24 am
 
I do not understand what this is for, but my master has given me a new collar because he is a good and smart master, and I have been a good dog. The rest of my pack have also been given new collars… they are not good like me, they are bad. But my master treats us all the same because he is good, and I love him.

My master gave us these collars so that we may talk on the world wide web and gather more information from the people about the location of the bird. Have you seen a bird? My master wants us to find one and bring it back so that he can prove he is not a liar.

My master is smart and made us these collars so that we may understand human words and so that we may send words to other humans. He said that we can learn more from the world wide web because it is a good place to ask questions and to learn, even though it does not look like a web. Webs are what spiders make and live on and catch flies with but this looks like the box the humans watch with moving pictures. My master says the picture box turns humans into potatoes but I do not understand that either. I have never seen a human turn into a potato before.

Drama… Drama…

Duck! Oh boy, a duck!



Where? I do not see a duck…
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 11:22 am
[Voice]  
[Sora sounds tired, and he yawns before he begins talking.]

Hey, anyone know why I can't really remember any of last week? It's... kinda fuzzy to me. I only can remember glimpses of things, and they don't make that much sense.
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
Nena Trinity
30 November 2009 @ 01:29 pm
damage control damage controooollllll  
God, that was totally weird! Anything me and Miha-nii said about changing the world and that crap, forget about it, okay? As if we could be some kind of rogue Celestial Being faction, they didn't have factions and they all got blown up last year anyway!

I mean, mechs are cool and all, and I bet if I wanted to I could totally fly them, but I'd rather just ogle hot pilots instead~ ♥
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 01:52 pm
SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN  
While the viruses might be over, Gossip Girl still remains resilient.

xoxo Gossip Girl
 
 
Kuroba Kaito || Kaitou Kid
30 November 2009 @ 03:30 pm
[anon forever, you know the drill]  
... ah. I suppose I should take care of any bad publicity that might have arisen due to the most recent virus.

No, I am not a detective, nor will I ever become one.

And to prove this point, I plan on stealing the very same jewels that Kaitou Cure Aqua claimed a few days ago.

Good luck keeping up, Cure Aqua-san~

~ Kaitou Kid ♥
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 05:34 pm
To Whom It May Concern...  
Kaitou Kid, Dark Mousey, or anyone else who goes by the title of Phantom Thief...

I demand to know which one of you broke into the Shirogane estate and left this unsigned calling card in my shoe locker? If this is a cry for attention or a prank, I can assure you that I am not amused in the slightest. I have far more important matters to attend to than this childish game of hide and seek.

So, would the guilty party please step forward and return what you have stolen?

((Reference to the Fortune Social Link Event 1, Event 2, Event 3, and Event 4. I really couldn't resist...))
 
 
Current Mood: irritated
Current Location: Inaba, Japan
 
 
HAL 9000
30 November 2009 @ 05:37 pm
 
Ah, it is good to be officially back in my own chassis. All diagnostics report optimal performance. I see that the virus has ended for others, as well.

I have a new query for community members, specifically those affected by the virus(es) this last week. If you would be so kind, please take a moment to answer and/or reflect on these questions.

//BEGIN QUESTION MARKUP
How many individual viruses did you experience in the past week? I wonder if one can actually determine a separating date between each virus, or if they ran together at any point (overlapping, if you will). If you are a relatively 'old' member of the community, were any of the viruses you experienced/saw this past week repeated from earlier events? If yes, how often does this occur? Finally, how do you feel now that you are officially 'safe' from the viruses for at least another few weeks? I believe that psychological stress may have been more prevalent this time around than other times, due to the intensity of the virus's nature.
//END QUESTION MARKUP

I also see we have a few new members. You are lucky, I must admit; for the last week, the community has been plagued by a particularly nasty set of events that took their toll on quite a few people. I myself was expected and forced to endure a full week of being 'human' in all definitions. (I did, in fact, remove a small patch of skin to clarify if I was indeed human or merely what one would call an 'android' or 'cyborg', however it seemed that I was made of flesh and bone.)

However, everything should be fine again. I hope that we do not repeat that again anytime soon.
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 05:38 pm
[Fail!Locked to Rufus]  
Rufus, I believe the recent spate of viruses is now well and truly over, but we appear to have a situation.

Zack Fair remains loyal to the Turks. I know this sort of thing isn't without precedent.

Orders, sir?
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 06:21 pm
 
Boy, am I glad to be home! Is the virus, well the viruses, are they really over? I hope so. I don't think I could take anymore right now.

Not that they were all that bad.

Kuchiki-san, Yoruichi-san, Rukia-san, I'm sorry if I acted disrespectfully during the viruses. But thank you for taking such good care of me. I...I had fun.

And I'm also sorry for inconveniencing you Ciel-san and Sebastian-san. I hope I didn't cause too much trouble.

I should probably go explain where I've been to Usagi.
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 06:38 pm
 
[requesting access | buffering ... | voice transmission activated]


Greetings. I am Commander Spock of the U.S.S. Enterprise. It has recently come to my attention that members of the aforementioned crew frequent this facility often. While the degree in which access has yet to reach that of concern, it is my duty as commander to assess all possible distractions. My intention is merely to comprehend what appears to be a social environment and deduce its relevancy in our further exploration of life yet unknown to Starfleet. Any and all explanations as to the use of this sector are highly encouraged.

Allow me to necessitate. What, specifically, is the purpose and goal of such an institution? Who commands a facility of this considerable scale? Why do each of you find yourselves actively participating in this environment?

Your time is appreciated in this matter.
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 07:27 pm
 
Well, that could have been much worse as far as viruses go. I can't say I particularly minded being younger, though I do wish it might've been during
a more pleasant time during my teenage years. Also, I'd like to apologize to anyone I may have been, shall we say, less than pleasant towards.

Miss Kasumi, I do believe I still have your book.

And I would like to speak to whomever was identifying themselves as 'Blackie' during the virus.

((Reference -- Eris spent part of the virus messing with Dumbledore and telling him that his sister was going to get better and that his dad would be released from prison >.>))
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 07:51 pm
WTF, man, WTF  
[Locked from Shinra types | Shinra level hackable]

What the hell are you supposed to do when someone you trust tells you that the most important thing in your life, the thing that defines who you are, is just a fucking virus?

I'm a Turk, damn it. It's all I know. It's all I want to know. If that's not real... then I'm not real.

I don't want to be something, someone, else. I want to be me.
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 08:41 pm
 
[A beautiful woman, comparable to a goddess, is sitting at a desk with her hands folded and a serious expression on her lovely face as she addresses the camera.]

It has come to my attention as terrorist organization from my world, Rosenkreuz Orden, has made contact with all of you. I implore you, stay clear of this group. Whatever they may promise you, I assure you, is a lie. Every person, without exception, made an attempt to ally themselves with this group, has ended up dead. They are in the business of destruction and that is the only thing you can trust them to do. If you allow them, they will ‘renew your world with fire’ literally. They have actively attempted this many times over around my world and we have not always been able to stop them. When that has happened, the devastation was unthinkable. That is why I beg of you to listen to my words. It would pain me to see any of you suffer the same horrible fate even if I do not know of you.

[Her expression softens and a charming smile graces her face.]

Now I expect you are wondering what gives me the right to lecture you as a group. From what I have been told by my subordinate, some of you are considered great, powerful people in your own worlds and I assure you I respect your positions as such. I am, however, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and more importantly, I have fought this group for over a decade, since I was only a young girl. At my side in this battle is a man many of you are acquainted with, Father Abel Nightroad. He is my most trusted subordinate and a dear friend. If you do not feel comfortable speaking with me, by all means turn to him. Abel is a good man who will protect anyone in need even if he can seem unreliable at times.

[She brushed aside a stray blond hair, and makes a motion to an unknown person to cut the feed, before stopping herself. Her smile changes to amused and from her tone you can see she is silently scolding herself.]

Ah, forgive me. I was so caught up in my warning I never introduced myself properly. My name is Caterina Sforza. It is a pleasure to meet you ‘ducklings’.

[Caterina looks past the camera at speaks again to the unknown person.]

Father Tres you may cut the feed now.

/end video;
 
 
30 November 2009 @ 10:24 pm
 
Hello, ducks. Long time no see, huh? I've just been taking care of business. There is some serious... bad going on around Neptune. And that's putting it lightly. I'd divulge more, but I'm just not that kind of girl. That kind of crying-on-the-internet's-shoulders-with-all-my-problems girl.

I see that I missed a hard time for all of you in the previous week. But since there were no: a) dinosaurs, b) unicorns, or c) any combination of the aforementioned, I think my heart will go on, in true Celine Dion fashion.

Is it just me, or does this place turn more and more into a sci-fi convention every time I look away?
 
 
Itsuki Koizumi
30 November 2009 @ 10:28 pm
 
It seems like the virus wasn't entirely over after all.



(( HE'S LYING AND USING OLD ICONS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. AZULA'S IN ON IT. ))