Not to jinx it or anything, but does anybody else get the feeling that the community's trying to be nice lately? Trying being the operative word, of course, but that virus earlier this month, then a fun and distinctly non-lethal game of laser tag... If I were more pessimistic, I'd accuse it of trying to lure us into a false sense of security.

Dear diary,

Today I was in the Candy Barrel, trying to help Cap'n K'nuckles get some maple syrup from behind the counter, when Peppermint Larry got into a punbelievable punoff! I haven't seen him that excited to pun since Punsy McKale was in town! I really wanted to join in but I'm no good at punnin'...

Can anybody help me learn how to pun extra good so I can make Peppermint Larry happy? I figure somebody here's gotta be funny, right? RIGHT???


Waiting With Hope,

What is world hopping? How does it work?

And how soon can I use it?

I NEED A WORLDHOP TO WHEREVER THAT GODDAMNED PRUSSIAN IS RIGHT NOW.


((Reference~))

Great. This place is still here.

COME ONE, COME ALL, FOR YOUR FREE VUVUZELAS

After all, team spirit is important! The louder a sound you can make, the larger your team spirit! EVERYONE, EXPRESS YOUR TEAM SPIRIT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

Feel free to stop by the mansion to receive your gift! I would offer the Host Club room, but vuvuzelas have been cruelly banned from school grounds. And please, ask about our bulk discount if you happen to be an actual country!

[You can see Prussia, with a really smug expression in his face. Nothing unusual,. but this time he has more than a few reasons to be smug. Gilbird is perched in his head. ]

Guten tag community, how are you today? [He sounds oh so sweet and nice.] I just wanted to say hi. Gorgeous, are you busy with the summer school? Kaito, I hope your ass doesn't hurt anymore after I kicked it during the laser tag game, fu fu fu fu.

Well, that's all for now. [He turns off the camera a second but the video quickly starts again.] Oh, silly me I forgot to tell...

[Prussia grins and show to the camera a large black wand. Bellatrix's wand, as Dumbledore and some others might recognize. ]

Witchy~, are you missing something?

So I keep hearing about the World Cup. It's not happening on our world right now, but for the worlds that are playing, is anyone interested in a betting pool?

Considering the probability that this community might have recorded the theft of the skull of my protohuman remains might have been caught in its influence.

If you saw my skull being stolen, contact me.

If you decided to steal my skull, I will most assuredly hunt you down.

...it won't go away.

How would you keep someone out of your world?

All right, community. I have a life or death question.

I mean it, if you don't answer, you're going to regret it for the rest of your lives.

Are you ready?

You sure?

All right--Pirates or Ninjas. Which is cooler?