Hey!

To anyone (not naming names) who thinks it's a good idea to stand outside someone's room yelling at them to give them food (but mainly steak)?

It's not cool. Knock it off! I'm not your personal grocery store!

Seriously. I thought it'd be obvious.

Hey, it kind of looks like a virus is starting up again or something but I really have an important question. Yukiko Amagi used to visit the comm--maybe she still does. I mean, just because I haven't seen her use it doesn't mean she's stopped, right?

I...she's missing. I don't know where she is and neither do her parents. I know apparently she's not happy in Inaba anymore so--maybe, hopefully, she's just visiting one of you guys. She looks like this. Tell her that she should come back or at least say something!

... Because, I really hope she's just on someone else's world. Don't joke, okay? I don't have time for that.

I was going to talk about how school finally started and Narukami finally decided to show his face, and also the murder of a news reporter but--oh jeeze, what the?

It looks like I just stumbled into some heavy stuff... So. Uh. This was just a virus, right? Made up and stuff. I hope so.

And good thing Yukiko stopped using this place, too, sheesh...

Is there an "opt out" option for viruses? There should be one.

[The video opens on a fairly normal, messy bedroom stuffed with martial arts posters and the like. However, there is something unusual. There are two teenage girls in view: one looks mildly annoyed and the other...well. The black haired girl just barely out of view? She's laughing her head off.

The other girl winces.] Yukiko, really...the name isn't that funny. Really. You can stop any time.

[The laughing doesn't stop.] Oh, sheesh! Take a breath will you?

[This goes on for a few minutes with Yukiko laughing and the other girl trying to get her to stop.

The video eventually ends.]

((Both Yukiko and Chie will reply to comments.))

As some of you may already be aware, I'm planning to host a Christmas party at the Shirogane Estate on the evening of December 25th, from 6PM to midnight. It's open invitation, though I do ask that everyone please try to get along with one another. Christmas is a time for goodwill toward men, so I expect this to be a cordial occasion.

If it's all right with everyone who signed up for Willow's Secret Santa event, you are more than welcome to have the exchange take place at some point during the party.

I'll be providing worldhops to those who may need them, but I would appreciate any other worldhoppers lending a hand, as I have to oversee the preparations for the party beforehand.

If you plan on attending, please RSVP in this post. It's not mandatory, but it helps to know how much refreshments to prepare beforehand.

Please be aware that this is a family friendly event, so refrain from bringing any outside liquor with you to the party. Drinks will be provided upon request to those who are of age.

Thank you, and I do hope everyone enjoys the holidays!

((OOC: Got Mod Permission here, so event is ready to go!))

Whoa! I know that drama's a pretty popular thing these days, but ducks, too? That... I'm not so sure.

Besides, I've had my fair share of drama for the next lifetime.

[IC-ly a few minutes later]

And of course the fact that I can't get out of this site no matter what I do isn't helping. Not even restarting the computer does anything. Man, I wish I knew more about viruses... that's what this is, right?

Okay, spill. What do I gotta do to get out of here? Normally I wouldn't mind procrastinating on my homework, but at the same time... I really need to get this project done before the end of the week.

All right, community. I have a life or death question.

I mean it, if you don't answer, you're going to regret it for the rest of your lives.

Are you ready?

You sure?

All right--Pirates or Ninjas. Which is cooler?

Ahah! Jokes on you guys! Whatever this virus is, I totally used it to my advantage!

You're talking to the current newest member of the Inaba police force! And get this? Adachi's really behind bars again!

[Chie stands with one hand on a hip, the other stretched out in front of her to hold the camera, grinning like crazy. She's a little scuffed up from this morning's "encounter" and there's a pair of sneakers slung over her shoulder that have crazy amounts of wear and tear on them. She's in a nice park of some sort.]

What do you think of me now, guys?

... So I threw my math notes out the window.









... Is there any good tutors on the community?

[A grainy quality video plays, of the Junes' employees break room. Yosuke is sitting at a table looking vaguely bored. The door opens to reveal a wild Chie, a little worse for the wear. She grins.]

Do you ever work?

[Yosuke scrambles up from his chair, looking a little worried, but mostly unamused.]

Where the hell were you?!

It's kind of... a long story... [Chie rubs the back of her head, laughing nervously, half a wince on her face.

He gives her a look. A really, really unamused look.]

[A period of static, where all you can hear is the angry tones of bickering, but you can't quite make out the words.

And then, there they are again. And instead of bickering, they're... ohshi--they're hugging, hell has frozen over. Yosuke mumbles something into Chie's ear and she blushes red. A teasing conversation continues on for a few moments "So you were worried~?" "Sh-shut up, I was not! Just... your parents would've asked me and then my ass would've been in trouble-" before Chie leans up and kisses him.

The kiss continues, passionate, in the Junes' break room for some time, before Chie breaks away.]

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Oh shi--!

[video ends.]

It's spring time, right?

That means it's time for the cherry blossoms and baseball! So I was thinkin', since there's a whole lotta people here... We could have a cherry blossom baseball contest! Except insead of a bat, you have to use your feet to kick the baseball like you kick a bad guy in the kung-fu movies my dad lets me watch when Mom's not watching. And instead of uniforms, you have to do it in kimonos, like you were at a festival!

Does anybody wanna play?

Now that everything here is solved up for real, things are gonna get pretty boring again, right?

Wrong!

Who knows when we're going to get into more trouble! I have to keep my kicking sharp, or I'll fall behind myself again.

So, now that I have more free time on my hands, I come to you, DramaDramaDuck, as

Chie Satonaka:

Defender of Justice for Hire!

Except not really hire, I just wanna help people out. So if you need anything, just call me, or e-mail me or something, okay?

Somebody please tell me that was one of those virus things and those people weren't real. Or something like that. Please.

I need directions or a worldhop or whatever to the "Destroy Stadium". Now. And if anyone knows where Hanamura is, tell me.